Eris Morn revealed during Shadowkeep that brushing one’s teeth constantly is the key to living a very long life. It’s how she stayed alive for centuries in the Hive-infested tunnels of the Moon. She subtly encourages Guardians to maintain proper dental hygiene by giving out crappy gifts like celery and raisins during the Festival of the Lost.
I wonder if other Guardians brush and floss. Or maybe their Ghosts scrub all the plaque and tar from their teeth when they rez or regen. Leave your thoughts below. And remember to brush your teeth.
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I guess we should always brush our teeth...
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Are....are you my dentist? If so...I'm sorry and...no lol
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Remember Guardians. Floss. Brush. Rinse. In that order.
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Im a Exo soooo.
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Her message didn’t reach out to the drifter.
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For the God sake, we, guardians, are already dead ppl resurrected by a flying ball, we are zombies if you think in perspective, so, the most probable is that we are not breathing & our teeth were already putrid.
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I still have a used toothbrush in my vault....
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I just throw on some chatterwhite, can't even tell the difference :) One of my teeth kinda whistle though, it's a bit annoying.
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Edited by Guardian,Archon Of Light: 1/25/2022 1:24:04 AMMy ghost transmats the plaque off of my teeth , it stings a little
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Bad teeth? Put a bullet in my head and boom, Bright and white.
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Raisins are pretty bad for your teeth
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Edited by GMDeece7: 1/24/2022 9:39:47 PMI’m still waiting for when we eventually can turn it in for a shader. It’s probably going to be super black or similar, considering i think it was a black shader in d1.. it’s been like… 2 years since we got that stupid thing. I know it’s a clear joke, but inventory space has been an annoying time sync and I know I shouldn’t trash it.
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Man, I forgot to take a shower and brush my teeth last night… Jumps off tower… Phew, all better, thanks Ghost…
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I think we’d still have to brush our teeth (assuming you do) after we get revived. Because reviving just heals us and puts us back together if we’re hurt. I don’t think it covers stuff like that. [spoiler]Hail Hydra [/spoiler]
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I still have the Used Toothbrush inventory item in my vault.
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My Guardian’s are all Exo, so I kinda guess they don’t have teeth as such. Some Exo don’t even have mouths.
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Aren’t raisins very bad for your teeth? Like they can cause cavities pretty easily? Due to the high levels of sugar and stickiness. Celery I understand as it is good for your teeth and gums. Raisins on the other hand would be counterintuitive to hand out after explaining the importance of dental health.
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You telling me they still don’t have dental insurance?