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3/31/2022 12:54:58 AM
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I have become a True Titan
As of today, my Titan has accrued 10000 melee final blows in the Crucible. And I’m not stopping anytime soon!
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To complete your metamorphosis, you'll need to commune with a pack of Honeysticks Natural Beeswax Crayons on Mt Overshield
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Those crayons aren’t going to eat themselves. Finish your plate like a good Titan.
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You are but a young padawan. In order to become a true Titan, you must first devour an entire box of crayons. And not the 8 or 16 pack. I'm talking 64 pack with 12 different shades of brown. Then, in true brain dead fashion, you will cast a bubble in the middle of DPS, blocking everyone's shots and causing others to die from their own shots. #satire I say this as someone who was a Titan main all of last season
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You are now a god-slaying crayons eater And remember this: "With great power, comes the great urge to munch crayons"
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Peregrine Greaves?
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Kinda disappointed, read the title and half hoped it would be a link to a video of you eating a box of crayons 😂 Excellent effort though 👍
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Edited by Lumis: 3/31/2022 2:40:21 PMI knew this post involved punching when I saw the title. 😂 Congrats on 10k punches.
