[i]watch this get no bumps at all, eh Mike? wait, someones here???[/i] [b]YES![/b] YOU! You clicked! Uh The Mozzarella Cheese Inside Me is my nomination for Offtopica President this half-year, from the Moldy Party. His policies will likely change all of your lives, for the better of course! He plans to help y'all survive during the cold winters by gathering his family as insulation! He plans to give every homeless Offtopica member a house! Not to mention, he'll lower taxes! (Even though we have none!) He plans to suffer so you can thrive! His plans for the Offtopica army are ambitious, but achievable! He will fund the protection of Offtopica from Lore attacks! A bazooka for every foot soldier! Oh, also some *cough* naughty *cough* cheese pics for some of you to *cough* enjoy *cough* Moving on, we can't let our tyrant olderlords rule again! Vote Cheese! That's just the start! Bump now and we'll help Offtopica! [b]🧀CHEESE FOR PRESIDENT 2022! 🧀 [i]A FRIDGE IN EVERY HOME![/i][/b] Allright, QnA time. Fridge: So, Cheese, what made you want to become president? Cheese: Ever since I was a young curd, I've wanted to change this world for the better. I feel this is my chance to do so. F: Ah! Good! Now, would you say this opportunity is once in a lifetime? C: 'Course not. If I lose, I'll just run next election. And the next. Then I'll resort to anarchy. F: Who would you say is the biggest threat to your run? C: Now, I don't want to get banned from the forums for name-and-shame, but a certain older member is giving me a run for my money. I don't have a cat, so I can't compete on their level. I have to actually instate changes, and I'm fairly sure they won't. F: Red or Blue? C: Green. F: Exactly how old ARE you? C: I'm about a few weeks old. I mean months. I mean days. I mean years. F: Almost done! Are you actually going to give free OnlyCheese? I tried that once, but it didn't work. C: I don't know, I have said it, but I'm certainly not in peak condition. We'll have to see. F: That concludes our QnA with Cheese! I'm A New Fridge, and this has been [insert otn competitor] C: Thanks for having me, Fridge. Vote Cheese! 🧀