I'll start with Riven of a Thousand Voices. Got turned into ice cream and is now called Riven of a Thousand Flavors. Dominus Ghaul - got turned into a kernel of corn and covered in a buttery-looking light by the Traveler, who added some heat and Pop! Galactic popcorn! That's my start to this very serious subject. Now you try. Since we now know that we know teabagged enemies are canon, why not others? Also, remember, any 'curse' associated with this type of food is probably just indigestion and can be cleared up with a spoonful of Pepto Bismol, so be creative. Go!