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1/30/2023 11:48:29 PM
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I have immense power here
I'm just too apathetic to properly wield it.
Instead I am going to ask you goombas what you think of these haircuts I'm considering. Your opinions will not be taken into consideration, I just need a good laugh at your or my expense. I'm not picky, I'm bored and need a distraction.
[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006844092115853353/1069759440728883330/add2da63e7e6f94844b4a5fdb05037d2.png]Shaggy Wolf Cut?[/url]: I dunno. I saw this awhile back and thought "Neat." So I saved it for a future barber visit. I think this one would require training my hair a bit, maybe curling since mines so straight, lotta effort and I am very lazy. But it got BANGS. I like bangs. I don't care what anyone says. They hide the huge scar on my forehead I got from a nasty pillow fight when I was younger.
[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/1069619680211370046/53a923e183fa43fbc5acaf830ecd34eb.jpg]Faux-hawk[/url]: Something simple and low maintenance I can just flop around or slick back when I can't be bothered to style it. Long hairs been annoying me lately too, but I'm kinda worried I'll regret it after. My hair grows obnoxiously fast though so whatever I regret most things anyway.
[url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/1069642994124345344/65fc63bad0eec46018288e85accf2bf7.jpg]Death-hawk[/url]: Just say -blam!- it and go full Raider Queen of the Wastelands. Long enough to play with, short enough on the sides to not annoy me, and I can do this myself. Just need enough hairspray to burn a hole in the ozone to stick up so straight I can impale small birds by headbanging.
All options will be dyed black because my natural hair color makes me look like an anemic Kristen Stewart with even less range of facial expressions. Feel free to show off your various forms of buzzcut you boring balding bland-aids. No mullets allowed.
This post totally wasn't an excuse to make a poll with three options to demonstrate a small taste of my immense power. Blaze who? I run Barter Town.
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2 RepliesI like the first one. The third one is too grandiose, and the second one isn’t symmetrical enough. Plus I agree, bangs are great! I don’t know what my haircut would be called, so I don’t know how to find a picture. It goes down to my mid-neck. That’s it. No hairstyles. I just let it fall naturally. When I go to work, I tie up the frontmost locks into a tiny ponytail while keeping the back down. I would rather put it all up into a tiny ponytail, but my hair’s too short atm to stay in the ponytail, so it winds up all over the place making me look like an over-caffeinated mad scientist. My hair also grows freakishly fast, so it’s usually longer than it is now. This is the length I like it, though. You may be more powerful than me now, but once I was the most powerful person-thing in all of Gaming! Which probably still left you more powerful because Gaming’s always been smaller than Offtopic, but I was once still a greater power to contend with!
