So lemme get this straight.
The choices are:
-hair metal band member who hasn’t brushed it in a month
-Hayley Williams but more lesbian
-“I didn’t want your crummy job anyway!”
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I never brush my hair and it doesn't look like that. I don't know who that is but I've definitely been with more women than all of Offtopic combined. Which is only like 3 but still. As if I'd ever get a real job lol