Imagine what would happen if we pissed the earth off so much that one day it decided to suddenly stop spinning.
That’s right, we would all fly off at an unimaginable speed and either suffocate in the vacuum of space, or drown in all the water that was flung off with us.
“That’ll teach ‘em” sniggers the Earth
And carries on spinning.
Remember that next time you don’t sort your recycling properly.
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At first I took this literally and was going to stop pissing into space, but then I read it more and decided to keep on truckin
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FYI, recycling is one big scam. Less then 1% of you recycled items is ever recycled, the rest is shipped off to Asia and is either burned or ends up in the ocean. Better just to toss it in the regular trash and send it to the land fill. At least there is will do some good.
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What if I piss on the earth? Like I’m hiking and I really gotta go but there’s no bathroom?
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You mean [i]flat[/i] earth, right?
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Tanks aren't the ones trashing the earth, by the way. Humans, be conscious of who you share this planet with.
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Its ok Gaia, stay sleepy...
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Edited by Speaker: 2/3/2023 9:28:20 PMUsually I piss on the earth, not off it.
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If we haven’t made it mad enough already, then I’m impressed with the Earth’s patience. We have given it every reason to want us dead.
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Why off, when can on?
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But that sounds hilarious, now I wanna piss the Earth off even more
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I wish global warming would hurry up, it's too cold outside.
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here I was worrying about a cosmic golden shower...
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[quote]sniggers[/quote] What
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Yeah, if you pissed off the earth, then your piss would attempt to exit the earth's gravity field, and end up floating right back at you. Always get a kick out of those idiot jocks every time i go to the edge, lol.
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Maybe I’ll move to Antarctica so it’s not so bad
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Forget about that. What we really need to worry about is what we’re going to do when the Earth gets too dizzy and falls over!
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Pissing on the earth, thats a different story
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-blam!- the earth
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The Earth would just stop spinning? That would be us pissing off the mechanics of space-time, also known as the fabric of our universe. And he's pretty chill, so that'd be hard.
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Earth is so dizzy, Earth doesn’t realise what we’re doing, otherwise Earth would have surely thrown us off into space a long time ago.
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XKCD’s creator came out with a book called “What If: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions” that explains almost this same scenario. https://gizmodo.com/xkcds-creator-explains-what-would-happen-if-earth-stopp-1625068208 Link is to an article that transcribes the text to that question and answer.