I'm just too apathetic to properly wield it. Instead I am going to ask you goombas what you think of these haircuts I'm considering. Your opinions will not be taken into consideration, I just need a good laugh at your or my expense. I'm not picky, I'm bored and need a distraction. [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006844092115853353/1069759440728883330/add2da63e7e6f94844b4a5fdb05037d2.png]Shaggy Wolf Cut?[/url]: I dunno. I saw this awhile back and thought "Neat." So I saved it for a future barber visit. I think this one would require training my hair a bit, maybe curling since mines so straight, lotta effort and I am very lazy. But it got BANGS. I like bangs. I don't care what anyone says. They hide the huge scar on my forehead I got from a nasty pillow fight when I was younger. [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/1069619680211370046/53a923e183fa43fbc5acaf830ecd34eb.jpg]Faux-hawk[/url]: Something simple and low maintenance I can just flop around or slick back when I can't be bothered to style it. Long hairs been annoying me lately too, but I'm kinda worried I'll regret it after. My hair grows obnoxiously fast though so whatever I regret most things anyway. [url=https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/848648978190041128/1069642994124345344/65fc63bad0eec46018288e85accf2bf7.jpg]Death-hawk[/url]: Just say -blam!- it and go full Raider Queen of the Wastelands. Long enough to play with, short enough on the sides to not annoy me, and I can do this myself. Just need enough hairspray to burn a hole in the ozone to stick up so straight I can impale small birds by headbanging. All options will be dyed black because my natural hair color makes me look like an anemic Kristen Stewart with even less range of facial expressions. Feel free to show off your various forms of buzzcut you boring balding bland-aids. No mullets allowed. This post totally wasn't an excuse to make a poll with three options to demonstrate a small taste of my immense power. Blaze who? I run Barter Town.