You have a junk drawer in your house.
In that drawer is a rubber band.
That rubber band is purple or blue.
It came from store bought produce.
You have shot it at a sibling.
Your sibling has shot it at you.
It sits waiting in the junk drawer.
It may be used once or twice to hold wrapping over some tupperware missing it’s lid.
It will always return to the drawer.
Drink with me. My Summer Sludge Mix consists of bubbler water, pineapple juice, frozen raspberries, tonic, tequila, and lime. Life isn’t short, but your youth is. Your “comfort zone” is a prison. Leave.
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Edited by Breaking_08: 6/9/2023 3:29:14 PMI’ll… drink to that.
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[quote]Life isn't short[/quote] Tell me that when you reach your 50s...
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Do I only happen to catch the drunkposts by coincidence? Or are there only drunkposts now?
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I don't start until this evening, theres money to be made still, but I'll raise a toast to the Drunkalope. Keep leaving those #kwality posts, and shine on you crazy diamond.
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I'll take a warm bottle of tequila, hold the juice and crap...
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Tldr please 🤓
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I’m going to guess you are drunk as hell.