This post isn’t about the chimp, he’s a lil gift
I’ve just completed an original pastel piece which took me nearly 15 hours. I’m very proud of it. It got good reception with every artist and non artist I’ve shown, but you are not allowed to see it. Over the years you’ve seen many of my B Side etchings, which I am also proud of, but you’ll never know the true extent of my dedication to art. I’ve been warned by many professionals to never throw my art into the unknown. Do you remember the Sheriff? Most of you are too young, but he was pretty popular in his time. He made cool custom art for us, except that it was all stolen. Unapologetically ripped from someone else. He seems highly talented at first glance, but when you start to notice the little things, like his inability to draw symmetrical horns on an otherwise proportionally realistic giraffe, you have to question his legitimacy as an artist. He got along just fine with anime style characters, but that was his limit and he knew it. Artists like him are the reason I keep my more important artwork private, but you can always have my B Sides. Like this garbage chimp I drew in 2 minutes while smoking with my people. The notepad was previously used to emphasize a point in an argument about agriculture. I’ve already forgotten what the point was. Smonkey
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[quote]I make art[/quote] Now it all makes sense.