Sometimes I hear it eating turkeys and rabbits. It never eats the eyes. I’ve learned to looks out for loose ones in the yard. I’ve stepped on a few.
It likes the rain. If you don’t close the blinds when it’s raining, it might come peer in your window. That’s no fun, because It likes to show you horrible visions of the future when you look into it’s eyes.
The shed is no longer mine. I’ve accepted this as fact. No animal control unit could remove something so loose of form.
Lmk if you’d like to hear your horrifying future.
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Surprise him with a mirror one day, you'll blow his mind.