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2/25/2024 6:51:46 PM
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Why is mummification no longer an option
Who says I want to decompose?
Do you know how funny it’ll be in a couple thousand years, when all that is left of my generation is bone except for one perfectly preserved human specimen.
Better yet lay my mummified remains under the bass pro shop pyramid. And fill my tomb with precious Mardi Gras beads
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Edited by FireflyZombie: 3/5/2024 8:48:16 AMIsn't that what mausoleums are? Think it's possible if you ask for it. Too bad open air burials aren't legal.
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1 ReplyBecause all the good pyramids were stolen
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All i gotta say is that they better make sure that I’m dead. I’m terrified of waking up in a pitch black coffin that’s buried in the ground. Yall better burn my body or just use me as a permanent Halloween decoration.
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because lettuce
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I came from ash and I will return to it. Mummy be damned
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2 RepliesGetting burnt and put in a trash bag is cheaper
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4 RepliesSupply chain issues have hit the canopic jar industry particularly hard. I'm think I'll bring this up to local politicians and see if Tennessee can start a mummification resurgence by re-using empty Mason jars.
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You have to earn them precious beads.
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1 ReplyIt does still happen naturally from time to time. Just make sure when you are about to die that you are in the right place with the right conditions. Nature will do the rest.
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Edited by Speaker: 2/27/2024 7:10:33 PMModern Embalming originated with the Egyptians. They just forego the wrapping in silk these days, seeing as it's less about being preserved for the afterlife and more about looking good for the Wake. Don't worry. You will mummify eventually! Edit: Linen, not silk
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Find a way to ship yourself to the moon. https://astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/12040/if-a-person-were-to-die-on-the-moon-or-mars-would-the-body-decompose
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You could surely find someone. There are definitely weirder people down to do weirder things than mummify someone.
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Edited by Cultmeister: 2/25/2024 7:44:11 PMI’m sure it’s possible somewhere, you just need to have the moolah.
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cryogenic preservation is the new mummification
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Get rich first I guess lol
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Just checked you can still be mummified but you have to pay a company a lot of money like A LOT!!
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4 RepliesIs it really not an option? Maybe in the right country you could still request it?
