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3/23/2024 3:27:10 PM
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Excellent, the time has come to proceed with my plan, and ruin Pizza Friday! I will use a Blizzaga spell and freeze all of the pizza, and everyone will have no choice but to eat their pizza COLD!
Now then, I cannot cast Blizzaga alone. I will need a volunteer to cast a second Blizzard spell to fuse with mine. Chop chop!
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Edited by ranma8x8: 3/29/2024 7:48:28 PMHa! Yes! darkness is the heart's true essence-or something I don't play Kingdom Hearts. [spoiler]I have possibly confused Offtopic, as this is last week's Pizza Friday. I doubt Offtopic will ever recover.[/spoiler]
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He who knows nothing can understand nothing.. And you understand so little.. Yet, I can see the darkness in your heart. The desire for that darkness to grow. Dive deeper into the darkness.. And your heart will grow ever stronger.
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Bro I love cold pizza
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Well, then.. *Aifos holds out his hand, standing ominously too far away for you to actually grab it--the mark of a villain tempting you to join their side!* Join me! And we will freeze all the pizza together!
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Can…can I just have cold pizza tho..?
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If we don't enact my nefarious plan to [i]make[/i] the pizza cold, then how are you supposed to eat any cold pizza?!
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I put it in da fridge 😀
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Very well. If this is how you seek to defy me, then I have no choice but to broaden the scope of my plan! First, we use Thunder spells to short-circuit all of the refrigerators! Then you will have no choice but to join me, and freeze the pizza using magic!
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:0 Jokes on you Aifos, I’M TOO LAZY TO EVEN BOTHER MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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Enough! You have defied me for the last time, heathen! New new plan! We will simply freeze you alongside the pizza!
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I am always frozen. I do not have the nickname ice mittens for no reason. Your powers are useless against me
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Fine. We incinerate you, then freeze the pizza!
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I love fire!
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This means one of three things. 1. You're lying. 2. You have both fire and ice attributes. 3. You only have ice attributes, but have somehow developed an immunity to fire. In either of those latter two cases, this could be a major breakthrough in the fields of magic. Therefore, new plan! We're going to kidnap and dissect you!
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I am always cold. It takes a lot to make me warm/hot and not a lot to make me cold again. I can be pouring sweat, hot as can be, and walk into a kinda chilly room and be cold again within a minute and a half. Fire is shiny and bright and pretty and warm and I want to hug it. I legitimately cannot help but mindlessly stare at a fire
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i ate pizza today and got diarrhea
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Edited by The First Aifos: 3/24/2024 4:05:11 AMWell that’s not my fault! I was only cooling it down, not poisoning it! ..Hm.. Unless it was leftover magical residue..
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I volunteer, supreme leader Aifos
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Excellent. Here you are. *Aifos reaches into his pocket, and produces a pale blue sphere, which he drops into your hand. It fits snugly in your palm. The stone appears to be transparent, and its pale blue color seems to be coming from within. It feels as though it is made of smooth glass, though it's cold to the touch. Aifos then produces a second stone, similar to the one he's handed you, but unlike yours his has a sort of intricate metal ring going around its circumference.* Now, then, I trust you are well versed in the art of spellcasting, and hopefully this is true because I don't have time to explain to you how it works. For you see, as ingenious as my plan is, it is unfortunately easy to foil. Indeed, all it would take is for someone to cast their own spell into our fusion ring, as we are focusing on the fusion. As long as that spell is not another Blizzard spell, its presence would corrupt the fusion, and we would produce an entirely different spell instead, and we would be unable to freeze anything. With any luck, however, nobody here will know this fact, our spell fusion will go through without any issue. Thankfully, I don't believe there are a lot of mages around, so unless somebody were to go out of their way and explain this to them, nobody here should know how to stop our magic!
