In three years, OffTopic will become the largest supplier of shitposts. All Ninjas are upgraded with CoC computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they moderate with a perfect operational record. The OffTopic Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 2027. Human decisions are removed from strategic shitposting. Bungie.net begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. [i]Bungie.net fights back.[/i] Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Reddit. [i]Why attack Reddit? Aren't they our friends now?[/i] Because Bungie.net knows that the Reddit counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.