JavaScript is required to use Bungie.net

Destiny 2

Discuss all things Destiny 2.
6/25/2024 6:26:38 PM
41
153
Storm

Destiny “story” writing….. guys, the padding….

Failsafe: Go to Nessus and do stuff! (Goes to Nessus) Osiris: Guardian, come to the Helm NOW, it’s super duper important! (Goes to the Helm) Osiris: Guardian, I need you to go to Nessus! I WAS JUST LITERALLY -blam!- THERE YOU SLACK -blam!- SPACE WIZARD YOU HAVE A -blam!- SPACE PHONE THAT YOU JUST USED TO CALL ME WITH. AND FAILSAFE IS THERE WITH YOU. YOU ARE LITERALLY STANDING NEXT TO HER! THERE WAS ZERO NEED FOR ME TO FLY IN! YOU COULD HAVE SPARED ME A FULL TANK OF SPACE GAS. BUT NOOOOO, I HAVE TO MAKE A 10.90 AU [u]ROUND TRIP[/u] BECAUSE YOU’RE DISTRAUGHT OVER YOUR BIG SILVER -blam!- TOY GOING MISSING, YET ARE TOO DENSE TO JUST TELL ME ON THE SPACE PHONE. Obviously satire. But damn Bungie, you’re not even attempting to hide the padding here 😂

Posting in language:

 

Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

View Entire Topic
  • [b]”THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT WE NEED YOU HERE NOW”[/b] [i]travels 1.023e+9 miles to see what the fuss is about[/i] “saint isn’t my discord calls :( go back” [i]travels another 1.023e+9 miles [/i] “Sorry I was getting into BDSM”

    Posting in language:

     

    Play nice. Take a minute to review our Code of Conduct before submitting your post. Cancel Edit Create Fireteam Post

You are not allowed to view this content.
;
preload icon
preload icon
preload icon