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6/25/2024 6:26:38 PM
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Destiny “story” writing….. guys, the padding….
Failsafe: Go to Nessus and do stuff!
(Goes to Nessus)
Osiris: Guardian, come to the Helm NOW, it’s super duper important!
(Goes to the Helm)
Osiris: Guardian, I need you to go to Nessus!
I WAS JUST LITERALLY -blam!- THERE YOU SLACK -blam!- SPACE WIZARD
YOU HAVE A -blam!- SPACE PHONE THAT YOU JUST USED TO CALL ME WITH.
AND FAILSAFE IS THERE WITH YOU. YOU ARE LITERALLY STANDING NEXT TO HER!
THERE WAS ZERO NEED FOR ME TO FLY IN!
YOU COULD HAVE SPARED ME A FULL TANK OF SPACE GAS.
BUT NOOOOO, I HAVE TO MAKE A 10.90 AU
[u]ROUND TRIP[/u] BECAUSE YOU’RE DISTRAUGHT OVER YOUR BIG SILVER -blam!- TOY GOING MISSING, YET ARE TOO DENSE TO JUST TELL ME ON THE SPACE PHONE.
Obviously satire.
But damn Bungie, you’re not even attempting to hide the padding here 😂
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1 ReplyEdited by STARKILLER2258: 6/27/2024 5:03:13 AMDamn, this gave me a flashback. Years ago I was working remodeling kitchens and baths. This one house we were working in had an intercom system. The husband was a frigging wing nut. One day the wife was talking to us about some details of the remodel, and the husband is on the 2nd floor and is yelling her name over the intercom. She's ignoring him because she's talking to us. Eventually he comes running down stairs and chews the wife out for not answering him and yells "when I call you on the intercom I expect you to answer". He then runs back upstairs and gets back on the intercom and starts yelling his wife name again. Uh, you frigging chucklehead, you were just down here standing in front of her, so why the hell didn't you tell her what you needed to tell her when you were down here? Nooo, we gotta run back upstairs and start the whole cycle over again. Maybe he works at bungie. lol
