003 [spoiler] it's from a community of people the SCP foundation is a collective full of neet story involving all kinds of stuff check out "TheVolgun" on YouTube he has a list of videos covering a lot of scp's and lore "Therubber" is good one to watch for SCP lore and anomalies [/spoiler]

002 [spoiler]Strawberry Pop Tart - that reads like a passage from Simon R Green's Nightside series or Jim Butcher's Dresden series. Well done![/spoiler]

001 [spoiler]make sure you have permission from the 0-5 council before you leak foundation secrets especially any keter class info hazards..or you might get demoted to D class[/spoiler]

Nobody puts Cookie Monster in the corner.

003 [spoiler]yup[/spoiler]

SCP-002 Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-002 is to remain connected to a suitable power supply at all times, to keep it in what appears to be a recharging mode. In case of electrical outage, the emergency barrier between the object and the facility is to be closed and the immediate area evacuated. Once facility power is re-established, alternating bursts of X-ray and ultraviolet light must strobe the area until SCP-002 is re-affixed to the power supply and returned to recharging mode. Containment area is to be kept at negative air pressure at all times. Teams including a minimum of two (2) members are required within 20 meters of SCP-002 or its containment area. Personnel should maintain physical contact with one another at all times to confirm there is another person present, as perception may be dulled, skewed, or influenced by proximity to the object. No personnel below Level 3 are permitted within SCP-002. This requirement may be waived via written authorization from two (2) off-site Level 4 administrators. Command staff issued such a waiver must be escorted by at least five (5) Level 3 Security personnel for the duration of their contact and must temporarily surrender their rank and security clearance. Following contact, command staff will be escorted at least 5 km from SCP-002 to undergo a seventy-two (72)-hour quarantine and psychological evaluation. If deemed fit for return to duty by psych staff, rank and security clearance may be restored when quarantine expires. Description: SCP-002 resembles a tumorous, fleshy growth with a volume of roughly 60 m³ (or 2000 ft³). An iron valve hatch on one side leads to its interior, which appears to be a standard low-rent apartment of modest size. One wall of the room possesses a single window, though no such opening is visible from the exterior. The room contains furniture which, upon close examination, appears to be sculpted bone, woven hair, and various other biological substances produced by the human body. All matter tested thus far show independent or fragmented DNA sequences for each object in the room. Refer to the Mulhausen Report [cross-ref:document00.023.603] for details related to object's discovery. Reference: To date, subject has been responsible for the disappearances of seven personnel. It has also in its time at the facility further furnished itself with two lamps, a throw rug, a television, a radio, a beanbag chair, three books in an unknown language, four children's toys, and a small potted plant. Tests with a variety of lab animals including higher primates have failed to provoke a response in SCP-002. Cadavers as well fail to produce any effect. Whatever process the subject uses to convert organic matter into furnishings is apparently only facilitated by the introduction of living humans.

001 [spoiler]bad cookie monster! Go put your nose in the corner and think about what you've done! No speaking.[/spoiler]

Cookie Monster

030 [spoiler]break 2 electric boogaloo[/spoiler]

029 [spoiler]lunch post..also paper cuts bite[/spoiler]

028 [spoiler]papercuts are painful. I'm glad it was just a papercut, but sorry it was a papercut.[/spoiler]

027 [spoiler]I got a paper cut I’m fine :3[/spoiler]

026 [spoiler]lunchtime post[/spoiler]

025 [spoiler]first break post...I hate Mondays. - Garfield[/spoiler]

024 [spoiler]EEEEEEY I'm walkin ere![/spoiler]

023 [spoiler]azura you good? Your insides are supposed to stay inside that's why there inside your insides ya?[/spoiler]

022 [spoiler]Thanks Shinbone. Now I want ice cream...[/spoiler]

021 [spoiler]Aaaaaaw French Vanilla, rocky road, mint chocolate chip and cookie dough! Scoop there it is! Scoop there it is! Oooh chocolacachocolaca[/spoiler]

020 [spoiler]I need a haircut, too. Maybe I'll stop after work tomorrow.[/spoiler]

019 [spoiler]you're what Azura???[/spoiler]

018 [spoiler]Guys I’m bleebing[/spoiler]

017 [spoiler] haircut post[/spoiler]

016 [spoiler]almost finished work post[/spoiler]

015 [spoiler]sunny morning post[/spoiler]

014 [spoiler]bedtime post[/spoiler]

013 [spoiler]just got home from running around and about to eat dinner post [/spoiler]