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6/24/2025 3:04:35 PM
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Bongie, it is I Borat with feedbacks from glorious Kazakhstan. Please you read!
Destiny 2 now is like my producer Azamat Bagatov—used to have promise, now only bring confusion and mild despair. Game full of bugs, yes? Is more broken than gypsy washing machine. Expansion come, say “very nice,” but deliver small content like potato ration in winter. Grind is so long, I age like Soviet cheese—poorly and with regret.
PvP balance? Is like dancing bear on vodka: not stable. Bungie say, “We listen to community,” but maybe community is deaf? I play with fireteam, but feel lonely like goat at wedding. Great success... not so much. Please fix, or I go back to Tetris. High five!
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Well said comrade 😂👏👏
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A Borat reference? In this economy?
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High five, yes, very nice!!
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3 Replies"Very nice! I play Destiny 2 for what I think is quick fun shooting of aliens and robot mans. But then game say, 'You must do same mission 17 time, collect 43 sparkly dusts, punch cabal in buttocks, and THEN you maybe get slightly better pants.' I spend 7 hour doing quest for magical hat. Finally get it. Game say: ‘Just kidding, now do again on heroic, backwards, while blindfolded.’ Is not game. Is full-time job with no paycheck and angry space grandma yelling at me! But still… I cannot stop. I love it. 5 out of 5 goats. Wawaweewa!"
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2 RepliesI read this entire thing in Borat's voice in my head 😂
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1 ReplyVery, very nice. My goat very happy.
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Edited by Grim: 6/25/2025 4:49:57 PMHigh five 🤣 🙏 😀
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This post sparks joy
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This post somehow gives better feedback than 95% of other posts on this platform.
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I like...very much
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If there is ever a third documentary they need to get you on the writing team.
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[quote]Destiny 2 now is like my producer Azamat Bagatov—used to have promise, now only bring confusion and mild despair. Game full of bugs, yes? Is more broken than gypsy washing machine. Expansion come, say “very nice,” but deliver small content like potato ration in winter. Grind is so long, I age like Soviet cheese—poorly and with regret. PvP balance? Is like dancing bear on vodka: not stable. Bungie say, “We listen to community,” but maybe community is deaf? I play with fireteam, but feel lonely like goat at wedding. Great success... not so much. Please fix, or I go back to Tetris. High five![/quote] Borat came out almost 20 years ago...feel old yet?
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1 ReplyI love this and the OP that created it. 💋
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Viry naaaaaaace
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Edited by Deus EP: 6/24/2025 4:13:15 PMLMAO! Now do one as Bruno. Bet you’ll get the quickest ninja justice in history 😂
