Destiny 2 now is like my producer Azamat Bagatov—used to have promise, now only bring confusion and mild despair. Game full of bugs, yes? Is more broken than gypsy washing machine. Expansion come, say “very nice,” but deliver small content like potato ration in winter. Grind is so long, I age like Soviet cheese—poorly and with regret.
PvP balance? Is like dancing bear on vodka: not stable. Bungie say, “We listen to community,” but maybe community is deaf? I play with fireteam, but feel lonely like goat at wedding. Great success... not so much. Please fix, or I go back to Tetris. High five!
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"Very nice! I play Destiny 2 for what I think is quick fun shooting of aliens and robot mans. But then game say, 'You must do same mission 17 time, collect 43 sparkly dusts, punch cabal in buttocks, and THEN you maybe get slightly better pants.' I spend 7 hour doing quest for magical hat. Finally get it. Game say: ‘Just kidding, now do again on heroic, backwards, while blindfolded.’ Is not game. Is full-time job with no paycheck and angry space grandma yelling at me! But still… I cannot stop. I love it. 5 out of 5 goats. Wawaweewa!"