When someone asks me what I do, I simply say, "I DO NOT Patrol." I mostly play PvP or Raids, I just...DON’T Patrol. I CANNOT redraw every single detail of the map of Nessus from memory. One time I did NOT patrol in the EDZ for 12 consecutive hours. You are probably thinking "Why would you do that? It sounds like a waste of time!" Well, that is exactly why I didn’t do it. My friends DO NOT call me the Patroller. No new PvP maps in years? It bothers me, because I'm NOT busy patrolling. New State of The Game article? No mention of patrol, that's okay - I rarely patrol. I never buy Season Passes, especially if they come with more content for patrol. I didn't mind when they vaulted Titan, I DID NOT enjoy patrolling that destination. I’m just a silly guy that DOESN’T patrol. I hope the new showcase has NO news for Patrol. [spoiler][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/264340828?sort=0&page=0]Shoutout to Snoryx, The Tucked-In King for reposting my original patrol post while I've been away lol.[/url][/spoiler]