Hey you.
Yeah, you.
The Guardian reading this instead of doing bounties.
Are you UK/EU based, emotionally available for chaos, and capable of pressing “Ready” while looking devastating in your drip?
Because we’re recruiting. And we’re a little obsessed already.
The Fifth Amendment is a UK/EU clan that raids hard, wipes harder, and flirts the hardest.
What joining us feels like:
🔥 Someone calling you “handsome” after you clutch
💋 Someone calling you “princess” after you whiff
🎤 Six grown adults saying “focus” while absolutely not focusing
☕ UK/EU raid nights that turn into “why is it 2:38am?”
We run:
💥 Raids (mechanics optional, confidence mandatory)
💀 conquests (we say “play safe” and then ego peek)
🔥 Trials (we believe in you. Even when we shouldn’t.)
😈 Monthly clan events (you will be mocked based on your performance)
We don’t care if you:
Have 3,000 raid clears
Just discovered your super button
Fall off the map “for positioning”
We care if you:
✨ Have good vibes
✨ Can laugh at yourself
✨ Turn your mic on so we can hear that adorable panic
Requirements:
💜 18+ (we’re flirty, not irresponsible)
💜 No egos. We want confidence, not a TED Talk.
💜 Be active. We miss people when they disappear.
If you join us, expect:
Compliments mid-DPS phase
Someone saying “stay with me” in a GM
Mild jealousy if you run with another fireteam (we’re kidding… mostly)
Late-night chaos you’ll pretend you regret
Join The Fifth Amendment.
We wipe together.
We win together.
We flirt aggressively in between.
Slide into our DMs.
Let us examine your loadout.
We promise to be gentle.
…unless it’s contest mode. 💜
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Keeping the dream alive.
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Incredible bunch of people, from all walks of life, all coming together to play Destiny and have a laugh. What more could you want?! Raids, dungeons, general tomfoolery and debauchery, lets goooo
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great group of people and always willing to teach anything you need, definitely worth to join if you want to get a team going
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Hes my long lost ancestor from taiwan
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Top clan, every day is a laugh and never a better time to join a new community
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Best clan I’ve been apart of for a long time now, definitely worth checking us out.
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A place where the people try to find things to keep the game alive. They offer clan events such as random raid nights with twists you could never imagine, teaching runs if you’re new or have never been in something, all around great group to be a part of, especially with the state that game is in. Try them out!
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Until D3, D2 is the best that we got. Why not enjoy it with the best bunch?
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[quote]Hey you. Yeah, you. The Guardian reading this instead of doing bounties. Are you UK/EU based, emotionally available for chaos, and capable of pressing “Ready” while looking devastating in your drip? Because we’re recruiting. And we’re a little obsessed already. The Fifth Amendment is a UK/EU clan that raids hard, wipes harder, and flirts the hardest. What joining us feels like: 🔥 Someone calling you “handsome” after you clutch 💋 Someone calling you “princess” after you whiff 🎤 Six grown adults saying “focus” while absolutely not focusing ☕ UK/EU raid nights that turn into “why is it 2:38am?” We run: 💥 Raids (mechanics optional, confidence mandatory) 💀 conquests (we say “play safe” and then ego peek) 🔥 Trials (we believe in you. Even when we shouldn’t.) 😈 Monthly clan events (you will be mocked based on your performance) We don’t care if you: Have 3,000 raid clears Just discovered your super button Fall off the map “for positioning” We care if you: ✨ Have good vibes ✨ Can laugh at yourself ✨ Turn your mic on so we can hear that adorable panic Requirements: 💜 18+ (we’re flirty, not irresponsible) 💜 No egos. We want confidence, not a TED Talk. 💜 Be active. We miss people when they disappear. If you join us, expect: Compliments mid-DPS phase Someone saying “stay with me” in a GM Mild jealousy if you run with another fireteam (we’re kidding… mostly) Late-night chaos you’ll pretend you regret Join The Fifth Amendment. We wipe together. We win together. We flirt aggressively in between. Slide into our DMs. Let us examine your loadout. We promise to be gentle. …unless it’s contest mode. 💜[/quote] Sounds like a great clan can i join? 😁
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Clan offers the best bikini car washes, cant wait till until its pog's turn, going to be "extra muddy"