This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] muffin man one The Flood forum is not for discussion about The Flood. Go figure.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 In all actuality your post means nothing to me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blood Drunk Who's with me?[/quote] The people on the halo 3 forum. Go away you bimbo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo dude6464 OK seriously. The boy one was funny The xbox one was killing it This is just like making it camp in the Halo 3 fourm for a week and broadcasting in live 24/7......[b] tourtue[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happypera wow thats alot of fail... ill name it failamanjaro ::} muhuahuahuah[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Great_Pretender WOAH, I only just realised that I can access the admin tools from the main page on the admin site (right at the top of the page). I didn't realise that. I'd been typing in the url for the banhammer from memory. :/ -TGP-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JesusismyHomey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpiDemic 1 i would buy out bungie and make them the best video game company ever and give them what they need for their survival and treat them right. Those are the things Microsoft lacked doing. [/quote]Give them what they need and they will start to slack off! Use your money to buy their human rights away from them and they will crap out all the games you will need.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SniperJKA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lemons Its the sad truth.[/quote] The sad truth is that the cake is a lie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] parHXCour i procras.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAVA2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SuperSniperMC But seriously Ghandi2, just relax a little bit. [/quote] Hey! Only I can scold Ghandi!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAVA2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghandi 2 This is a really weak OP. What exactly are we supposed to discuss? The game doesn't come out for another 3 months.[/quote] Uhh Oh! Someone is having Mod withdraws!!! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GruntOfAction Maybe the people who made the iPhone should make a console..Oh, I know what it would be called: iBlow, and the handheld version would be iSuck.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] scott smells I was wondering is the halo series fiction or non fiction? did it really happen?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MSI You're going to have to clarify your definition of Ninja. If it's forum ninjas and [i]real[/i] ninjas all battling.. well, it was nice knowing you Recon. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JesusismyHomey A lot of talking will get done, but members are just too lazy to actually do anything. Any improvement to the community will be entirely accidental.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Me 001 [ME] is not avalible at the moment please leave a message at the tone, if you have a request for [ME] press "1", if you have a comment press "2" (etc., etc) to contact [ME]'s pager, press 15, to translate your message to another language press 243,912*long pause*BEEEEEEEP*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted By:[/b]zippy50193 I'm sorry. manswer does not compute *explodes*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Z makes it cooler. Try it. "Momz, canz I havez some lunch nowz?" She will be amazed. Or take you to a specialist.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Psychosomatic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AngrySwedishGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Psychomatic "I could care less."[/quote] It's [i]couldn't[/i] you idiot.[/quote] I could, I just don't care enough to change the amount I care.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaderhater027 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Silver4455 Need help with possible migration of hard drive[/quote] Hard drives usually travel in herds, so If you want to follow their migratory patterns, they shouldn't be [i]too[/i] hard to track. Your best bet would probably be to tag your hard drive and set it free to follow the others. Be careful when tracking the hard drives though- CD-ROMs and floppy drives have been known to follow migrating herds of hard drives, and if you fall too far behind, you could be in trouble. Just be sure to keep downwind of the herd but not too far back. You don't want to end up as lunch for a hungry BIOS...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rogeris87 I love old news![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gun of August ...you don't want M$ to have your credit info, yet you created another one, only to give your credit info to purchase it... Utterly brilliant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Krazy Kraut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Super Noob 1258 WENSDAY!!![/quote] I hope to God you misspelled that on purpose. *holds gun up to my head*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dedone "It's as cold as Antarctica in here. Wait, is it Antarctica or Alaska that's cold?" edit: Of course, that makes Ben the 100th president. He will be cloned, and then run for office, with a land slide win, becoming the first clone of a dead man ever to be president of the U.S.[/quote] And then the national bird will be changed to the wild turkey. Also, it will be required for every american citizen to fly a kite whenever a thunderstorm is present within a 10 mile radius of their home. Not doing so is considered treason and punishable by death.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tyler the Klepto WTH is "rwcopn"?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I run with mp7a1 i am a very articulate person. in engrish.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XB0XDEM0N [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rogue Kitty Kat im listen to phones ringing and office gossip :([/quote] LOLSUX2BU[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bee Boy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] alexandertheless your mediocre and your parents never loved you because you where adopted. [/quote] Congratulations, you've just caused your English teacher to have a stroke. -Bee[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] slumz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SUICIDAL M0NK i am [b]feedling[/b] kinda bad he's homeless))[/quote] how can you feedling something?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Call me a gutter dweller, but that whole post can be read one of two ways.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] echo630 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Propagandhi LAN parties were cool when I was in grade 10[/quote] Oooo look at me, I'm Propogandhi, and I'm better than echo, and I'm Canadian, oooooo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Rampancy X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Spetnaz Theirselves[/quote] You managed to post one word and it doesn't even exist.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sniper McGee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] g english It's not like my opinion matters. Anything I say you do the opposite.[/quote] How was school today, Sonny-Jim?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Gah. Try to stay on topic. The Flood is not your...um...soap opera.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghandi 2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AnalyticalEdify [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghandi 2 ...I ****ing hate the internet.[/quote]Don't like Hyakugojyuuichi!!! then?[/quote] To put it mildly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghandi 2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stevemcguy If The Flood don't know him then he isn't an internet legend. Sry.[/quote] In the scheme of the internet, The Flood is beyond insignificant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Successor hippose[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheFloridiot [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mi5TA 5N1PE "for all those who said this day would never come, what are they to say now?" Some prophet, Halo 2[/quote]Is halo 2 a movie?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r I question your rediculously loose grasp on the english language, and therefore you lose. GOOD DAY SIR![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mabian Comics? Comicks? Comix? Take your pick.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:14 PM PDT]