This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dthunda Let me be frank. You aren't in love with her. You're obsessed with her. And I already know what's going to happen. You'll start getting close to her, and she'll try to push you away. Eventually, you'll slip up and offend her, then it'll all go downhill from there, and eventually, she'll stop talking to you.[/quote] Your name isn't Frank.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ScOpEbOy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primoboy360 If you didnt like her right away theres someone better for you[/quote] What? Fail imo, you dont judge a book by its cover, or fall in love with one because it has a badass cover, you have to get to know the book, love the book, be the book. Once you have read a book then you can "Love" it. What he hell am i talking about?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheDemonicBird O And on the left side of the jeep you can see a troll. These primative creatures feel some unexplained urge to act like stupid -blam!-ing -blam!-s for the sole purpose of provoking others. They aren't a very advanced species and their idiotic ways seem to baffle scientists. A discrace to evolution is what they are. Somewhere Charles Darwin is rolling over in his grave.[/quote] Oh [-blam!-] the troll heard us. Dont worry though, they are relatively harmless. Sometimes they are even funny. However, the troll on the left is just a dumbass. Now then, on to the man-eating hippo exhibit[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB Oh, jizzsticks. I can't find the USB drive the file's in.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail -blam!-.[/quote] How poetic.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth It probably has to do with what-handedness[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 JESUS CHRIST WILL SOMEBODY MOTHER FUDGING BAN HIM![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ActualTuoDecaps [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IFAIL [/quote] Yeah you do.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Longsword049 don't worry in two hundred years the planet will restart and we will be living in another ice age... two ice ages have been recorded.. in the 1700s was the most recent one.. global warming(climate change) is a part of a planetary cycle.. like a seson. the planet mreleases more Co2 then all living things on it.. and plants require Co2.. this planet is tough..[/quote] do yuo even know what an Ice Age is? we were NOT in an ice age during the days of american colonization.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PIEMAN1212 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PIEMAN1212 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur The Deathclaw-goes-flying-into-space glitch is pretty funny, too :)[/quote] =[ I haven't killed a Deathclaw in five days. *Sniff sniff*[/quote] ]I can't! My glitch is real bad, whenever I see a Deathclaw it rockets into space! I went to Old Olney, it was like a missle launching site![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big forum ppl r teh smrtst ppl evar!!1 there iq is liek ov3r 9000!!!!!11 ololololol[/quote] I was going to type ' IT'S OVER 9000?? ' but no, we're above that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shmookies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 Reported for bumping.[/quote] I was just browsing through old threads, found this, and thought I should enlighten everyone.[/quote] Reported for enlightening. [/quote] Reported for reporting.[/quote]Reported for blatant hypocrisy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon It's a cookie. You should be thankful. -Love, Microsoft. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Do you your favorite color? I under and then. Where or if very? But for! Is great shark melon!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dannyloomes05 List of annoying memes: Do a barrel roll Ending your OP with Discuss I am 12 and what is this ??? Profit![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo Are you, perhaps, a microwave? As my microwave does not know how to love either, I feel that you may be my microwave. See I lost it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sup3rn0va13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NoNeckin What is this, Little Lamp Light? And TBizzle is "Princess"? Looks like I'm going to have to move to Big Town.[/quote]I lol'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Coming out December 26th. What a retarded release date.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 It's okay, frandaw. You'll be fine... ~fran[/quote]Thank you [b]J[/b]effery [b]T[/b]homas [b]A[/b]dam [b]M[/b]olly [b]9[/b]9 red balloons [b]3[/b] dead kittens. ~fron[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 *searches for self* *looks in mirror* Ah, here I am.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 Posting a thread drawing attention to this was never going to help your case. Into the corner. Put the pointy hat. The one with the D on it...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] caution snowman Ya..... thats a cartoon........... no thanks...[/quote] You have no imagination.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MikeAKballin Hahaha, late nights on the Bungie forums are one of the best things god gave us.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloIsMegaKewl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles nobody asked you!![/quote] So you're just going to blatantly ignore the answer to your original question?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Undead project [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles and this is how you deal with blunt questions?[/quote] well yes... any other suggestion?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kitsune88 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nettles The only reason your all here is to mock me right?[/quote] No, but it's hard to resist.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unconventional New people.... Gotta love 'em.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jedi 4 I'm a floodian.... Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=4#33252294]These two were a bit too long to quote here, but read them anyway.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cheezytacos1 You fail at life my friend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Astinous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkmatter15 hey -blam!- -blam!- boy was i taking to you? go back sucking your mom huge -blam!- that was last seen -blam!- your dad in a ts -blam!- video -blam!-[/quote] [i] Someone [/i] got rejected....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc Why isn't me in there?[/quote] because you're at the hospital, taking care of the English teacher in a coma[/quote] But its so boring! I shot his leg, and he didn't even twitch!!! I"m not allowed to leave either, so I have to order more bullets online...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrSpinkleswirth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade Please don't curse.[/quote] yeah, man, what the fuck is wrong with you? children frequent this site, you know.[/quote]My clean virgin mind has been raped.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK Michael Jackson. Did I just say that out loud? Oh my...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SGT cheesemunky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mrT23xx #1 Banhammer #2 Text Wall hurt meh eyes[/quote] Do you smell [b]ban[/b]annas?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail Damn Overlord, chill. You're acting like GIR on Expert drums.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] reppin dat 802 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo fail[/quote] hehe i now know your secrets[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadquist405 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead Unzip your pants and look down. In all seriousness, just surf youtube. [/quote] This man wins a cookie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampancy Hey EJ, whilst it is funny to jerk tbizzle around with this whole "will I, won't I?" mod thing, it's a bit wankerish at the same time...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hi Im AsyIum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampancy wankerish.[/quote] Best word ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The alien guy You're mistaken, i think. England is full of people that talk and have no action so.... maybe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre Fine, I'll suck your di- Wait, that isn't what you wanted? Disregard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMFGitzn0tButer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] s5 SnipEmo I collect BK's :)[/quote] I'm sorry,this isn't the H3 forum.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] raison d etre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OFearTheCircleO Hey isn't -blam!-, but I really want to know, what makes him so hot????? Like I'll admit that a guy look goods (not -blam!-) but he isn't like so outstanding looking. I just don't understand why girls think he is so great.[/quote] It's the makeup. Nobody thought Robert Pattinson was hot when he played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter. Well... I did, but that's not the point.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Santa My favorite ride at the amusement park is the cotton candy machine. I always get arrested though.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eleventh Sniper E3 is boring.[/quote] It must be really hard to excite you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fuzzy McDoodle Dumbass got owned.[/quote] Coming from a pile of -blam!- with droppings on it, thats pretty big ownage[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:19 PM PDT]