Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari
WHY CAN"T WE ALL JUST BE PURPLE?!?!?!?!?![/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] machado studd
This thread is now about Cake.[/quote]
The Cake is a Pie.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caragnafog dog
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14
You think you've got it bad. My sister has had like 10 or more boyfriends and all the guys in my grade and other grades want to do her.[/quote]
What the hell is it with people these days, they jump from relationship to relationship at such a young age.[/quote]
YA SEE, THE KIDS, THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP MUSIC, WHICH GIVES THEM THE BRAIN DAMAGE.[/quote]ZIP ZOP BOOPIDEE BOP[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GBF7
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NickMastromarino
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] magott4lyf
Ask for their autograph, and kindly let them use my phone.[/quote]
so maggot u like slipknot?
SO DO I!!!!! [/quote][i]The invasion has begun.[/i][/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew
What kinda name is salma!? It's like...salmonellas deformed child..
~fron[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blitz Phenomenon
I think they should ban people that can't spell.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] m1garand
Your picture made me cry.[/quote]
[quote][b]posted by:[/b]nickcook
and i thought my grammer was bad i normaly dont care but jesus man what are you talking about[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mykester
I'm not here on Thors day :([/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spongel3ob
*Faceplum*[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart
Glitter is a decoration, nothing more. Explain to these people at your school that the internet thinks they are morons.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sadistic Hobo
I'm a professional couch warmer, I get paid in found change.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford
404 Not Found. [/quote] That's the joke.
Get it? Can't find fron's gf. He dosen't have one.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93
I always thought frawnz would have a cowgirl for a girlfriend.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lextrix
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail
*facegun*[/quote]
*faceC4*[/quote]
*FaceNuke*[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xaron_On_Parade
ROFLCOPTER
(::) here is your cookie[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan
-blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all.
-blam!- it, im done.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand
I...But... Wow...[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nar Shruikan
-blam!- the book. -blam!- the fans. -blam!- the author. -blam!- you all.
-blam!- it, im done.[/quote]
I'm not. Hold on, I'm almost there.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Sadistic Hobo
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mire Krisma
why must itself up every of a park stick some quote statue unquote to prove that a hero equals any jerk who was afraid to dare to answer "no"?[/quote]
[u][i][b]WHAT!?[/u][/i][/b][/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer
What in holy hell did you just say? Was the second paragraph even English?[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants
Caps are for quitters[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge
I DISAGREE WITH YOU SIR. *transmission ends*[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mordicaii
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon
What? [/quote]Que? [/quote]
Was?[/quote]
Bagel?[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat
She dances like a chicken..
And i love her.
Dammit, now i have to go watch camp rock again..[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc
...~OMGBBQWTFTWSSFTWTTFNH3FMCFMLMLOL~[/quote]
"Oh my God, barbecue! What the -blam!-?!"
"That's what she said, for the win!"
"Ta-ta for now."
"Halo 3 Forum? Master Cheif?"
"-blam!- my life. LOL!"[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam
Recruitment messages smell of donkey balls.[/quote]
Sniff my donkey balls. Join group plz.[/quote]
I don't agree with your perverted ways, sir, now please vacate my bedroom.[/quote]
I don't agree with your cheap ways, sir, now please pay me before I vacate your bedroom.[/quote]
Uhh, can you put it on my tab? I know I owe you a lot, but my landlord just isn't letting up... I can pay you with 10% interest if you need.[/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon
lol. None of you are Unicorns. You're not even Newnicorns. Nonicorns![/quote]
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo
Their overall appearance (well kept/groomed, messy, baggy, shiny) and what operating system they run on[/quote]
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