Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)
1 to change the lightbulb and post about it
14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently.
1 to move it to the lighting forum
2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum
7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post
5 to flame the spell-checkers
6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts
9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"
3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp"
15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term
19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum
14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum
36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion
5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously
4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b"
28 to flame the flamers
9 to post poems about lightbulbs
12 to flame the poets
7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs
4 to report the links are broken
6 to fix the links
5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy
4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago"
13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs"
1 to post pr0n
12 to comment on the pr0n
1 to eat lightbulbs
2 to remain speechless
And finally...
1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again.
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So....where is this "Lightbulb" thread?
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