This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I lean towards Nurture. I am adopted, and so I believe that I am more a product of my upbringing than of my genetics. To me, genetics are the paper and ink, but upbringing are the words on the page. I can't change the type of paper, I can't change the color of the ink, but the words that make up who I am? Those were written each day of my life after I was born.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolf Krieger I'm just going to stick with my trademark arguement here. Don't know, don't care.[/quote] [quote]Recreation of thread ":) or :(" OP:[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blazorazor choose your side below by posting its emoticon [:) for happy smiley :( for sad smiley][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiTZ KiNgMaGZxX :L[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LOTS OF WAFFLES :FD[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROO24 >_>[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco :/[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestEquation :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMGiTzMeTaLCoRe T_T[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Brigadier Fox =^.^=[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blazorazor i asked for either :) or :( and i get a bunch of random emiticons tht i dont even know wat they mean lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid D:[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blazorazor :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROO24 (._.)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] regimechange =3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiTZ KiNgMaGZxX >:[[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St33l Bu11et :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GoddessOfCreed *>_<[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AssCutter :l Middle path is the best.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dthen :| It's almost 8 am and I haven't slept yet.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser >[:^|[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] khagda 1st!!! now whats this about maturity?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nosnhoj420 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r I say we clone a human being just to see if the end product has a soul. If it does, hooray! If it doesn't, that's God mocking us for trying to do his job.[/quote]oh they have soulometers now?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShepDaLifeAddict oh My Lord. would you be so kind...and GTFO[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHOASAGENT We are equals. Prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire I would revolt, but I'm too lazy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BiologicalVirus technically the moderators are the rulers...oh great moderators we praise thee highly let us not be thy banned[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seven blind mice Gandalf: "YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!" >BOOM!< Balrog: "RAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" >FALLS< >Gandalf turns< >loud noise and burning whip hits< >Gandalf falls< Frodo: No, no, no somebody tell me this isn't happening!" Command: "UNSC Gandalf, do you read me?!" Borimir: " Gandalf is dust, we need to get out of here!" >Falcon flies away< > Assault carrier looms overhead<[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redthunda69 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefly887 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redthunda69 1. Get fishing pole 2.Go to where electric guitars live 3.???? 4.Profit[/quote]I don't have any worms on me at the moment ):[/quote]I've got some :([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Me. Everyone else just sucks.[/quote]D: 3[/quote]Aww, you suck in a completely different way.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exscaliber71 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZombieRocket [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Me wuv chief I'm just glad that we (Russia) aren't the bad guys in a game for once.[/quote] This. I was beginning to feel bad for you guys after all the game's ive played where you're killing Russians the whole time.[/quote][i]Remember... No Russian...[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadSpooning [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] claivin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spoogle You take all of your clothes off? What the -blam!-? You're just supposed to pull down your pants and underwear.[/quote] B- B- But- [i]Optimal pooing performance.[/i][/quote]I lold so hard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ilovehaterzzzzz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HyperWiz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lolman3333 I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and say that your name is Simon. Is this correct?[/quote]No it isn't Simon.[/quote]I tink he twas takeeng abowt nomis snow[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COB475 That was pretty funny. I had to pull out my patented ROFL mat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK L.O.S.E.R. Lapse Of Shooter-Efficient Reflexes. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Mag1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mingo245 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Mag1 Man I wish Vin was.[/quote]Dude... your coup... I loled so hard. [/quote]Your welcome.[/quote]Thanks.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gondile [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spoogle Spoogle[/quote]Who the hell is Spoogle, spoogle?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Objectivist Lol, astrology. [/quote]More like asstrollogy, right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jacal Gee I love false titles :\[/quote]I read that [i]completely[/i] incorrectly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Set Sail Armada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xx GazzRion 33 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Set Sail Armada LOL someone's got an e-crush[/quote]Come at me, bro.[/quote]Are you hitting on me? Control yourself Internet Casanova.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JusSeeMe Hmmmmmm Now say it in English [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] waterpolo1 Kat is not a girl. He is a boy. If i had to take a girl home with me though, i'd take Justin Biber. She looks cute.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] reaper gs3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chuck berry22 Many of you claim a barter system, but where would be the incentive to invent? [/quote] *Rappels in through window* The old, 'I'll give you a sack of corn for a bale of hey' ideals, if that's what you mean by 'incentive.' Or did I totally miss the point?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBLU JELLOxX Portal 2 will run on a engine 1/2 of Crysis like graphics, so Windows 7 will highly likely fail.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBLU JELLOxX Ever heard of looking on wiki? Many problems are caused on windows 7 for source, plus somethin near a Nvidia geforce can run portal 2.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBLU JELLOxX He said 64 bit not 32, which only steam uses 32 bit for thier games. Windows 7 64 bit. CAN IT RUN PORTAL 2?? - this thread I'm running Windows 7x64 on a top-end system (I7, full RAM, top NVidia adapter). Everything on it is updated and top-drawer. Is this just a no-go for Portal, or should I go looking for something that I can fix? -Steam thread. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxBLU JELLOxX I just found out, this games runs on the portal 2 engine. If you can't run it, highly likely you can't play portal 2. [url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/630/]Alien Swarm[/url] *Edit* found predicted portal 2 specs [url=http://www.game-debate.com/games/index.php?g_id=979&game=Portal%202]this[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio 6 year old - Mall of America *Me* Hey, you have to wait your turn in line *Kid* What are you gonna do about it? -Puffs up chest- *Me* But your only a kid. You have to learn the rules. *Kid* I'm [i]not[/i] a kid. Today is my half birthday. Now I'm 6 and a half. [i][b]Come at me, bro[/i][/b].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]SIMAN166 If a six year old actually said Come At Me Bro then I would literally punch him in the face and make him do a back flip in the air.[/quote]Thankfully I could supress my anger and me and my sister passed his sorry self in line...I mean, the spot didn't matter, but the next time someone says come at me bro I'm unzipping my pants and granting their wish. (Maybe that's not a good idea)[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In a thread titled: Which FF character would you like to fight alongside you. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 Master chief... We are talking about firefight right?!? :D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phillip J Fry [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] readypartylong [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Joseph9307 ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about.[/quote]Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago.[/quote]Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher "Taste knowledge you illiterate -blam!-!" *Hits him with a book and closes the door*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehMightyMidgit I'll say it, but if I sound retarded, I blame it on you.[/quote]Ok then.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Golfman52392 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ashbot [quote]I giant ninja unicorn lifted him from his feet, and took him to...[/quote]The Great Castle of Bungie, where Pineapple Jonnie found himself being...[/quote] Savagely raped by a thousand screaming Pineapples, ironically[/quote]But then everything got better and everyone became friends and had nice lives[/quote]Untill they all got nuked! The End![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Romondpwns410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frank Woods Medic on BF:BC2. He had the XM88, I think.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frank Woods[/quote] Does anyone else see the irony?[/quote] [Edited on 02.14.2011 3:05 PM PST]