This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xX Pur3RuSh Xx If you watch Harry Potter backwards it's about a boy who thinks he's a wizard but in the end a fat man tells him he isn't so he locks himself under the stairs for the rest of his life.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 -blam!- marriages? What's that? When the two people getting married hit each other?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamemaster12311 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Get Money Smurf I can hate him if i wanna hate him. he showed up to a costum party without a costum, he deserved to get kicked out[/quote]I deserve to hate you for not spelling "costume" correctly.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NarwhalsKing I don't wanna see this happen to Mass erect 3.[/quote]I wouldn't be surprised, the writing is never good in those kinds of movies anyway.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nicole Brennan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeagleWeezles The texture work is horrible...not saying Minecraft is golden, but compared to this, Notch is ace. Look at the trees, their wood texture is repeated/stretched improperly...the...er...grr.... This is maddening for someone who creates textures.[/quote]You do realize that this isn't even in Alpha, right? Before you start improving a bridge, it might be a good idea to build it first.[/quote]I thought you said you were full of bad ideas.[/quote]The bridge is made of C4, BTW. Forgot to mention that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Golfman52392 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Potatosaurus X I dont know about you, but I have always wanted to buy out a little kid's lemonade stand. Just walk right up there, plop down a few 20s and be like. "Run along, this stand belongs to me now."[/quote]Corporate takeovers ftw.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pigsinspace38 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SPLEEEEENS when really [i]they're[/i] the ones who have the accent to me[/quote] stupidest statement ever.[/quote]The absolute sheer amount of thought that exists in this thread astounds me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BARAKHusainOBAMA Who cares?[/quote][url=http://womengrowbusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/I-care-graphic1.jpg]I knew I forgot something.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dyane [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz I want it to be more like Dragon Age: Origins, based on when you finish the romance, not when you finish the game. And I want it to be more than ONE scene. I want a whole slew of stuff to do AFTER you've gotten laid.[/quote]*Pages Tali up the the captain's quarters* *Sees Bed* *Press A*[/quote] Actually, I was talking more about additional conversations and stuff to do OTHER than repeatable sex scenes.[/quote]Oh, yeah. I hate how I try and talk to Tali and Garrus and she's still in pre-relay mode and Garrus still has to do those crazy calibrations.[/quote]Roses are red, violets are blue, could you come back later, I'v got calibrations to do.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&postRepeater1-p=1]Add this. NAO![/url][/quote]That was a fun day...[/quote]Until you almost blew us all up with an RPG.[/quote]Suck it up.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle Midgets can suck my dick without bending over. [I]HOW IS THAT A BAD THING, AGAIN?[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMO 137 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AuSam >Hottest Person >Single Education School >Is a guy Wat do?[/quote]Him.[/quote]Not ghey.[/quote]What's your point?[/quote]He's being sarcastic.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thearbiter2104 I -blam!- your mom, i -blam!- your moms, your moms did hand jobs for me[/quote]At least she's bringing home the money.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpicOfTheEpicz Billy Mays here with pointless-thread away! Just apply, and let dry![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ociee Dr Pepper..... Trust me....I'm a Doctor.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAustin16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gdude [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordAustin16 Oh that girl. Ya she's a specific kind of gardening tool.[/quote]Fertilizer?[/quote]Fertilizer is not a tool.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big Black Bear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sims3k Your using the word over estimate wrong[/quote]You're using the word "your" wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Perhaps my thread is worthy of the Epic Threads section. I dunno though. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58552611]April Fools thread[/url][/quote]Right, cause it was fuuuuunny. /sarcasm[/quote]I thought it was pretty cool, haha.[/quote]Clinton thought an affair was cool... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Personsen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A HAM5TER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares Remember kids . . . two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane!![/quote]This thread is now non-[u]retarted.[/u][/quote][i]*ahem*[/i] **retarded[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] footballkid18 Why were you walking up the stairs with a knife?[/quote]Someone used all of the hot water in the morning... must kill family.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I ColdEmbrace I I'm confused. Router or [b][i]router[/b][/i]? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chilled burrito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Never been there. From what I hear I wouldn't care for it anyway.[/quote] I would not care for a muffin. But, would I eat it anyway?[/quote] What the crap does a muffin have to do with an internet board. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLAH BERRY 486 Donald trump is a complete [b]dumass[/b].[/quote]I'm certain he's smarter than you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsSkittle Find a suitable mate, and sneak up behind her. Yell 'SURPRIZE BUTTSMEX" as loud as you can and mount. When you are finished, slap a collar around her neck and write your name on her forehead. This is the suitable mating ritual of a Flood member.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Instructions were to smash face on keyboard, post results.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Faux News [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda Dolphins are marine mammals that are closely related to whales and porpoises. There are almost forty species of dolphin in seventeen genera. They vary in size from 1.2 m (4 ft) and 40 kg (90 lb) (Maui's dolphin), up to 9.5 m (30 ft) and 10 tonnes (9.8 LT; 11 ST) (the orca or killer whale). They are found worldwide, mostly in the shallower seas of the continental shelves, and are carnivores, mostly eating fish and squid. The family Delphinidae is the largest in the Cetacean order, and evolved relatively recently, about ten million years ago, during the Miocene. Dolphins are among the most intelligent animals, and their often friendly appearance and seemingly playful attitude have made them popular in human culture. Wow. My face is awesome.[/quote]No, your face is wikipedia.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Loaf So, I don't care about my rights and i'm aware that I have none, I just want to have a good time online. [/quote]Breaking my own mute ban for a moment. So you are saying that your ability to have a good time online is dependent on your voice being played through the headphones and speakers in the living rooms of strangers around the world? You must REALLY have important things to say.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life All of them, they orgasm over everything and can't tell the difference between a joke thread and a real thread.[/quote] If you had moved I wouldn't have gotten any on you. Your own damned fault.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KILLn Machine12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Illusion of Life True, true. So many of them talk about how they have such a good lawn and a wife when really their wife is imaginary and their 'lawn' is the backyard of their mom's house.[/quote] [url=http://203bya.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p2KVWJtfymbBbjOiIwHjIiJAjTfpf7cIE1TwP8exJTvdwzl5g933ONJPim6qTO72Zp-ZcUpWTRH7aUrVWqMrACU9lfDFcsIS4/100_1514.JPG?psid=1]My wife, myself, my sister in law, the front lawn of my home[/url]. A lawn which kids are constantly on, for some reason. The apparently like the skating the steep driveway.[/quote]You kinda remind me of epic beard man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 Well I'm not just saying i got it and thats it Anyone wanna play sometime ??[/quote]Well... You're underage, so... No.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II NoXoN II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BubbleWrapLlama [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crumpster212 exactly thats my point[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BubbleWrapLlama [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crumpster212 C. it dosnt lag my computer at all.[/quote]Derp. It's on Xbox.[/quote] derp[/quote]Why would it lag your computer if you're on Xbox? I almost always have 2 Xboxes, 2 Laptops, and 1 computer all going at once, and I don't lag. Edit: derp[/quote]derpedy derpedy derp dumb dumb[/quote] [Edited on 04.17.2011 9:21 PM PDT]