This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALLO3arbiter today are coming some friends to me [/quote] The 12-year-old in me finds that hilarious for some reason.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] English Grammar What the f- *explodes*[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.[/quote]True, but the process is similar.[/quote]Yeah, but it's easier for us and him, as it gives him an archive. That, and it gives his autoresponder someone else to talk to. It doesn't like me very much :/[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread was about understanding physics[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I don't understand the gravity of it.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread Topic: Who are you to say MLG isn't a sport?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forged Hybrid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 I got A from PE when I told my teacher that I'm a 45 in H3 MLG. He said I'm the biggest athlete he's seen during his whole career.[/quote]You my friend. Deserve a medal.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fooby Leonardo Di Caprio never died in Titanic.... In the ending of titanic You see him "drown" and go underwater In start of inception you see him wake up on the beach They were planing the inception since titanic Mind=blown[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domasin saved[/quote]Deleted![/quote]Restored![/quote]Purged![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Naku I I reflected. What is the hammer of dawn, how were the dinosaurs killed, who pulled the sun to earth, and will there be bazookas (and blood)? Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a chevrolet movie theater. The raptor within directs the American Dream. Obama sits backs and enjoys the show. McCain was also a tyrannosaur.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Statefarm98 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kilo k44 get life alert.[/quote]You can live alone, without ever being alone, that's why I choose life alert.[/quote]"All senior citizens should have life alert"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bbunnyy Are you the same person that dropped the soap in an earlier thread? If so then I recommend you protective gear while showering[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about everything you touch turning into a raccoon[/u][/b] [quote][quote]Posted by: Pownazor *touches boner* FFUUUUUUUUUUU[/quote]I 'see' your boner and raise you a raccoon. ... O.o *head asplodes* [/quote] [quote] Posted By; the Hurtful turkey It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf "Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."[/quote]Can't you all just google pr0n instead?[/quote]I think all of them are ugly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatchfulStrider She is a Cylon. History always repeats itself. If you love her, you will betray your entire species. Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself. [i]Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .[/i][/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Cheeef117 Me and my lady-friend have known eachother for a year, and I like someone else. But she's always flirty with me, asks me who I like, and asks about any girl that posts on my wall, and she just sent me a message on FB saying she needs to tell me something. WTF DO I DO?? Also, she's kinda fat... yeah. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knightmare01 Just update your Facebook picture with you wearing a "No fat chicks" t-shirt.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domasin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domasin saved[/quote]Deleted![/quote]Restored![/quote]respected![/quote]Insulted![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge I just shat so many bricks they self-assembled into a house.[/quote]Thank goodness! I've needed a place to say for the past couple of days. Mind if I move in?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkJet7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rogue soldier11 Your mother[/quote]Is my mother, what's your point?[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy 1st[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Gone.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] supakillaXske I also don't know why people don't like people who anime.[/quote]As much as I enjoy anime, I hate it when people noun.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Master Ark I fail to see where my damn should be given.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai look at these images. [url=http://www.whispermag.co.uk/siteimage/scale/0/0/23817.gif]one[/url] [url=http://files.sharenator.com/489930_tm_coltphyton357revolver6inchi_Firearms_Super_Redneck_Edition-s550x313-92899-580.jpg]two[/url] [url=http://www.ladiesnightlingerie.co.uk/ekmps/shops/ladiesnight/images/fluffy-cuffs-458-p.jpg]three[/url] it is now clear what you must do.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TwiIight SparkIe I imagined a burglar hopping out of some guy's window at night with an "I can't believe it's not butter!" container full of jizz and rofl'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus Stupid people are stupid, life lesson right there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cortland_Brewer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats How would you enforce something like that?[/quote] The Jonas Brothers. or execution.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r3x f3r4l if your idea was a person, it would finish last at the special olympics.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma You just rewrote history, had intercourse with it, and then dipped it in banana pudding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kesha [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bosnian101Fish @Kesha And how did our galaxy begin? [/quote]You said the world first. Now you want the Galaxy, don't you mean the Universe?[/quote]His zoom option is slow.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mako109 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punks alt [/quote]This is [i]totally[/i] not suspicious.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] abbbjqqr I lol'd at the puns[/quote]Yeah, I thought that the entire thing was rather [i]punny[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE HALO DON [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [/quote]Sounds delicious. OT: wat[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jin Kisaragi [quote]Spec Ops and Survival will have exploding dogs.[/quote]Uh...exploding dogs existed IRL. It was one of our only weapons against tanks back in the day[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plasma Prestige [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II NoXoN II Are you sure it is the right religion for you? Do you hate women, Jews and homosecksuals? If so, go for it.[/quote]LOL! The ignorance is astounding, almost blinding. [/quote]Really? I see it rather clearly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guscon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Also, sexymelissaandalissa.avi.exe is not actually a .avi![/quote].avi.exe? An interactive movie? ...an interactive [i]sexy[/i] movie!?! [u]To Google![/u][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 They smoosh them together to make a whole bar again.[/quote]Haha you're not a mod anymore. Suck it, you can't ban me. [/quote]She has the rest of us on retainer. Be careful. She was everyone's favorite when she was one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose But there is one type of zombies that no one counted on: Thriller. If a group of moonwalking, disco-dancin' zombies swept the nation, the army'd stand no chance.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Umm, no game has surpassed the epicness of N64's Goldeneye.[/quote]This bears repeating[/quote][url=http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bear-gun-biomega.png]Whether or not it deserves to be repeated is subjective, unless, of course, the bears have repeaters.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x The question isn't whether you can appeal an ultraban. The question is whether you can ever hope to emotionally recover from a [i]ludicrous ban[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloIlove [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MegaMuffin16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 Is there a Ludicrous Ban?[/quote]I don't think the site can handle it...[/quote]I've heard of a Monster Ban... So bad, every time it occurred the site had to be changed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mind Reaper 771 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lolcopteroflgun FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!![/quote]Some dude at school screamed that in my face while I was reading a book. I punched him in the face.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xBADMAGIKx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tincanman93 The answer on the Flood will always be BF3. Join the Flood now and receive your very own high horse.[/quote]I'll take a Hungarian Halfbreed. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Woman beats two kittens with bat[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou She really hit those kittens out of the park, eh?[/quote] [Edited on 06.15.2011 11:42 PM PDT]