This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[u][b]Dotes: Subject: Can ninjas and employees see past the profanity filter?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] borrowedchief It's like -blam!- mad libs. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrBunsenHoneydew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Martyr 117 Can ninjas and employees see past the profanity filter? [/quote]Thankfully, no. That would be as annoying as -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich This thread, apparently, is now about potatoes. And how -blam!- good they are.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Martyr 117 I -blam!- love potatoes![/quote]Sigged[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Great_Pretender Why do you love potatoes so much? -TGP-[/quote]I love you more.[/quote]Do I need to get the tarp and the baby oil? Again?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 No one has said a GLaDOS potato reference. What the -blam!- Community?[/quote]Those went out with the famine![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homefront The known existence of potatoes has dated back for over... *ten minute rant* ...and that is how I got the bump on my left nut.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jin Kisaragi [url]http://i54.tinypic.com/16lil3m.jpg[/url] [url]http://i53.tinypic.com/24epb49.jpg[/url] [url]http://i52.tinypic.com/282kxmc.jpg[/url] im gonna have nightmares...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie I just literally facepalmed into my cupcake :( Now it's all squished...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] connorb101 I was Laughing my pants of at this part of it. [quote]At the beginning of the month analysts speculated that Elite could [b]penetrate up to 20 percent of Modern Warfare 3 purchasers.[/b][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrMod But Halo has "ultra-mature message boards"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW I seriously pictured Activision's CEO walking around his office with a strap-on OVER his office suit... The hell is wrong with me?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog Both fanboys make me want to kill a kitten. DO YOU WANT THAT!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T21095 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mr frodo I hate codddddddddddddd[/quote]Call of Doodlydoodlydoodlydoodly: Mr. Caffeine Edition.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthrevan96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan999 So a country stepping up military presence in an effort to stem the tide of terrorism is equal to the mass genocide of a race of people totaling in 6 million deaths? [/quote]Yes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ExpensiveTank [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B [b][u]The Good[/b][/u] ... [b][u]The Bad[/b][/u] ... [b][u]The Ugly[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx]This guy[/url][/quote]The ugly just takes you to your account profile.[/quote]You're so intelligent.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kangaroo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Todge16801 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad It's Halo Reach, with Halo CE's campaign. /thread[/quote]Ok but what about in Halo 4?[/quote]i'd love it if they made it darker.[/quote]Just wear sunglasses if you want a darker campaign.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Witch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mamamia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Witch You've got it wrong. *spreads arms* It's already started.[/quote]Damn it, Witch. I'm sick of your role playing. [/quote]I'm not role playing... *sobs*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SnowyKnight I'm addicted to alcohol, BUT I DON'T DRINK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 I'm Maj0r Awesom3 and I'm addicted to workahol. I becomea workaholic and I can't stop myself. It's the workahol that controls me![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Whats the most dangerous phrase in the english language?[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 "Ni"[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Imagine a koala eating an apple whilst riding a horse...[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] REQUIEMZ117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jive turckey145 it's not [b]that[/b] amazing. [/quote]i dont know man... my koala was pretty badass. quite majestic actually.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] REQUIEMZ117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ian11214 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man WTF goes on in the minds of the Flood... Nevermind. I really don't want to know.[/quote]Llamas. Agreed?[/quote]Double or nothing[/quote]im in. i raise you three kumquats. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thesicnessinus Burning up in the fire temple and drowning in the water temple makes me a noob? Faulty logic is faulty[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthrevan96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RAndomTag94 Hey, if we're assuming Grifball can be put into action, it's only fair to assume that respawns can be too. Besides, I'm sure respawns are a lot less harder to pull off than Gravity Hammers, or Energy Swords.[/quote]Making a sword of plasma and a giant hammer that makes a wave when shot is not harder than bringing a person back to life in 3 seconds and their body teleported back to a spot...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BugsDoomy RPG elements in an RPG game? Too mainstream.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Longsword049 What in the name of the great fluffy kitten?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 Hurts people? I know you can't be 'directly' killed by marijuana, but think of how many people can be indirectly hurt/killed by it. Driving under the influence, as one example.[/quote]I guess alcohol should be banned also.[/quote]Banning alcohol is the solution. Under Prohibition, no one drank alcohol![/quote]EXACTLY![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Dave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Dave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TRiPolarBear117 Oh, I shall cite one. Carl -blam!- ing Sagan. The man responsible for several satellite missions, adviser to NASA, award winning physicist. Yep, no meaning to his life whatsoever. [/quote]Lies, the only thing Carl Sagan got high on was [i]life.[/i][/quote]The cereal? Or the board game?[/quote]Both. He wrapped the cereal in the play board and lit it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov GUYS! We're ignoring the elephant in the room here. The problem is not marijuana, alcohol, tobacco. The problem is McDonalds! Do you know how many overweight Americans die from problems caused by eating too much McDonalds? TOO MANY OF THEM! WE NEED TO BAN MCDONALDS! WE HAVE TO BAN ANYTHING THAT COULD DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY KILL YOU! THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS THINKING WHEN THEY BANNED MARIJUANA, AND LOOK HOW WELL IT WORKS, HOW MANY LIVES ITS SAVING! WE HAVE TO DO THIS WITH ANYTHING DANGEROUS![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THEREDHAWK422 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THEREDHAWK422 Look where our tax dollars went [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8[/url][/quote]I approve of this use of taxpayer money.[/quote]While it is cool, wouldn't you rather it be used for the benefits of society?[/quote]Hell no. We need more shrimp and more treadmills![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead You can complain when you actually pay taxes. also, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KNjZmRLrY]perfect[/url] use of tax payer money. [/quote]We're falling behind the world in dancing skills, we need improvement. Teh puma agrees with this use as well.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 Did you know that Canada is in North America? True story.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Statefarm98 America will fall, like all places, though it will probably be the last to. Like most European Countries I expect will fall sooner since they've been around longer. Canada shall never fall though. And if Canada fails me, I shall go with the penguins.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Witch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LuNa The Princes ¼ or ½? [/quote]*GASP* BLACK MAGIC, BURN THE HERETIC![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Psychotic Undead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drift4me If you willingly play any part of a murder plot, you're a bad man.[/quote]I said plot, not act. There is a difference between planning to kill your entire family and actually going through with it, you know.[/quote]Agreed. As long as it stays in your head? Who's to know, the thought police? Now, if you were to put those ideas down on paper, and then make those plans/ideas available to the public where they may be used to commit the crimes. Well, you would either be a criminal or an author.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Motoko Kusanagi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swift Communist Gheys are only vocal because they're fighting for their rats. [/quote]They're fighting for their what?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xhavalor What is your view on how some of us use the ellipsis' in online dialogue quite liberally? Ellipsis: "..." I've been noticing, along with most of you, that some add in multiple ellipsis for no apparent reason. [/quote]My good man... it's only... common knowledge... that using these things... helps you... become... a better... man... Only... if... you use them... too... much... will they... make you sound... like an old man... with Alzheimer's... [/quote] [Edited on 06.30.2011 11:11 AM PDT]