This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote]Epic Thread section[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]Coke vs. Pepsi.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=53404768]lolwut?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54360185]Coup Takeover[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54430785]A list of words we can't use[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54553875]Cookie derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54556051]Cake derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54683202]Mod Censors Title[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54688102]iFarted Gamertag[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54778762]Emblem in Black Ops[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54810956]Bet this can't go hot-topic[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54795232]Question for Flood regulars[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54795455]Question for all Reach fans[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55209390]Random Text[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55288862]We must rebel![/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55258996]Westboro protesting in neighborhood[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55527101]:) or :([/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55762705]When you go #2[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55899921]What does my gamertag mean?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56036391]God's latest MMO[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56072261]The Empire's Deception[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56115713]Challenge accepted, achievement denied.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56200166]What is this coup?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16336662]First time[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56221679]Ironic thread[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57200940]This won't reach 1000.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57240077]Important question[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57384160]48H gold[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57552196]Head pun extravaganza[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50520773]Halo Reach is better[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57992814]Flood appreciation[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58504973]No mods allowed[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58853998]Dying Angles[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58881755]Adapt[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58863605]2012[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59076863]Epic Recon[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59449778]Nope.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59894775]Poker face[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60022890]Cheesecake[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60202620]No to pandora[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60303406]State wars[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60305021]Song title effect[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=51757232]That one MMORPG[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60790532&viewreplies=true#end]inb4 the OP[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61245683]Halo 4 is important[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61189087&postRepeater1-p=5]Mod party[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60200961]Count to ten[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61575566]Pre-life[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61748493](Obscure thread title)[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61851455]Blarg[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61826171&postRepeater1-p=2]Crimson Chin[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61883643]Doctor what[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56067421]Last post wins[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=62134035]Flood history class[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547]OP's Dad[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62294993]K = -blam!-[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62297023]Better sword[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62328003]Orange Banana[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=13614629]Taking on Cortana[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62375428]Locked thread bug[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62640052]In your pants[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62820543]You have my sword[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62567840]OP's thoughts[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62941355]Below us[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63315462]U mad?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63371785]Danishes[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63480376]Those without coup[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63521038]Break my stride[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63496500]Moderator just a moment too late[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63790072]Waaaambulance[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63799135]No.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63841721]Send a message[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63866862]Blame game[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64074353]Nursery Rhymes[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64538804]50 before a mod posts[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64613106]bungie.ney[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64754729]Vigilantism[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64853144]Dinkleberg[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64809892]inb4OP[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64972324]Mass Effect Hard[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64987108]Rick Astley[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65248059]Beating puns[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65202479&postRepeater1-p=2]Enter Batman[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65303886]Slaying dragons[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65331959]2+2=5[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65449208]Microwaves?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19729504]Fix Blackout[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39576327]Cheerios[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65487403]Christianity[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55781390]Zombine.rar[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65605911]Color and tool[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65653588]The Flood showing support[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65654516]He returned[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65876089]Slow, but worth the read.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66026787]Ears of War[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66275569]Next Pandemic[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66533244]WTH Recon?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66752846]Foman saves a life[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66800944]pirates[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66812634]Clothing[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66848635]How to Accidentally[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67384339]A meter will kill us[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67418585]Top and bottom post got swapped[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67519628]Mall Elf[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=67950089]Flood Christmas[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68061889]Remember me?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68153894]What's in a jar of dirt[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68218806]Side-effect of smoking[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68051261]How to self-ban[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65249965]Girl found dead[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68008352]Pro at chess[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68293638]Record blacklist[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68295052]Mother knows best.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=68462648]Offline account[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66238633]Iranian navy[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54311257]An on-topic thread[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57917578]Arabian Flights[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=69089672]5.1[/url] [Edited on 01.08.2012 2:31 PM PST]