This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Monrizzo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 The kill [b]ties[/b] are fast because it's a completely different game. [/quote]How fast are these ties exactly?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote]At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.[/quote]Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.[/quote]*checks Shadow's post history* He certainly has quite a while to wait then, if past history is anything to go by.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chemist1123 It is pronounced (by me) in the same way as the greek Titan "Chronos," with an 'A' in front, so it's "A-crow-nos," though the "nos," sound like the plural of 'no' rather than the word 'nose'. (in other words less emphasis on the silent E).[/quote]This is probably the best way. You can also simply say "ah-cron-os". "Sir" is also an acceptable answer.[/quote]Can I say "Ma'am" ?[/quote]How can you say anything when you're kissing so much butt? [i]OOOOOOHHHHH!!!![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Squeeze harder. Pump the sleepy out of him.[/quote]This sounded so wrong....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saxophone18 *yoda voice* "The intelligence is not strong with this one"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Philip J Fry [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yevgeni Zakarov So, I recently watch My Little Pony[/quote]Verbs are hard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnlightenedJHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedSpectrum77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gandalf wARM. Right?[/quote]cOLD. Right?[/quote]paraDOX Right?[/quote]qUACK Right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X4N03R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ax Fielder The number one critic of Ax Fielder is Ax Fielder,[/quote]Who's Ax Fielder?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alcasam1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alcasam1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RomanGladiator17 I don't see what the problem is, sometime's you just really wanna see dat ass. [/quote]You going to do a finisher on that ASS?[/quote]I'm an equal opportunity ass finisher. [/quote]All are welcome here! :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK I'm more than a sack of meat with some treasured organs damnit! Stop trying to Farm me! *Runs off crying*[/quote]Give me your guts![/quote]Stop treating me like a Piñata! I bet you'd love nothing more than to beat me to death so you can steal my organs to give to some fat kid. You're sick![/quote]I would never give them to a fat kid. I would sell them to a fat kid.[/quote]Ah so you're a profiteer as opposed to a philanthropist? Thats fine then.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] riugiuergniuurei ..fap..?[/quote]No! Bad ruifuiguiui, ruighhug, ruiuuysg. Bad Member! Bad! NO![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Eagle Goose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] colbyrules8 My dick is so big, it stretches from A-z on the keyboard!!![/quote]But its qwert- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Verbatim I need to take a piss. A long piss. One that requires me to sit in front of the computer.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Survivor Fo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup Like a volcanic eruption is gonna effect me. I live near the coast, all I gotta do is drive there, get on a boat and wait for the lava to dry.[/quote] Have fun with the whole burning ash thing + get back to land and it's all ash.. and then you realize you're [u]ash ketchum[/u].[/quote]1. Acquire 3 orbs from islands 2. Ride Lugia around and use badass Aeroblast attacks on stuff 3. ??? 4. PROFIT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Earth just needs a stress release. Maybe pronz will do?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Emmett Brown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Because a chair falling over=massive damage.[/quote]Yeah, that's the joke.[/quote]I'm guessing the chair was the weak point too?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vanert FOX NEWS is reporting that they have identified the fault line that the earthquake in DC happened along. They have identified it as "Obama's Fault."[/quote]If Bush were still president, than MSNBC would be calling it "Bush's Fault".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shady Bernard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr AwesomePizza Bale Movement.[/quote]Is that when you rage at random people like Christian Bale?[/quote]I thought it's when you pick up hay and place it somewhere else.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dtyler27106 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSCboy Hide yo cities...[/quote]Hide yo towns...[/quote]and hide yo suburbs! Cuz it's wreckin' errything out hur![/quote]You don't have to run up north...cause its coming for you![/quote]it's lookin for you. It's gon find you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Generalshame94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FleetAdmiralBob ... and this time next year I planned on leaving Florida for Philly in part to get away from things like this. [/quote]Florida planned this. It doesn't want you to leave.[/quote]Come back to me FleetAdmiralBob, so we can be together... [i]FOREVER![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Generalshame94 ... Oh dear, it appears my care cup turned into a black hole because of how empty it was. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation "This won't be on the test" It's on the test.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT time doesn't exist, its just a measurement, [i] that's black holes interfere with because they are trolls[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Loaf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I signed in specifically just to call you an idiot. You're an idiot that throws lobsters at people, and that's just terrible.[/quote]I lol'd. This statement is ridiculous. [/quote]I'm sorry, I'm just too optimistic right now to properly insult you D:[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] luigi2147 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vrilliant [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Loaf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm sorry, I'm just too optimistic right now to properly insult you D:[/quote]Say what?[/quote]Loaf, how about you Google "Optimistic definition" and then overuse it. Just like when you heard your mom say "disparaging".[/quote]I already knew what optimistic means. The opposite is pessimistic. I don't know what being optimistic has to do with commenting on bungie.net. Btw I hate you; and I don't feel like going back to Eros because of jackasses like you.[/quote]ohhh look whos back from google[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Emmett Brown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan 1 gigabyte wind speeds?[/quote]I hope they have enough bandwidth.[/quote]Teh wether iz pipes an Al Gore inventd them![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Night133 Ok so I was at a red light on a small road when I looked over to see some guy with the window down, I started revving my Acura and he caught on, revving some Toyota I can't place my finger on. I knew this road had cops who hid behind bushes because this was a long, narrow, paved road, and those attract speeders. The red light became green and he stepped on the gas when I slowly pressed on the gas, he kept going until a cop pulled out and turned on his sirens. I went on my way down the road until I noticed him in his car, he looked at me and got all pissed. I was laughing so hard I had to pull into a parking lot to keep myself from laughing off the road. Is this not the perfect troll In Real Life?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheZombie19 I like my mum's Chocolate muffins.[/quote]I might like them too. Please elaborate.[/quote] [quote] [b] Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien Quitonm I was walking down the street and out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...[/quote]She said I've never seen a man, who looked so all alone, and could you use a little company? She said if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way. I said you're such a sweet lil' thing and why you do this to yourself, she looked at me and this is what she said... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PrimeGhost548 *internet is out* *posted on the Flood* WAT?![/quote]he probably has a generator[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Retail Rectum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 If poop touches soap... Is the soap dirty, or is the poop clean?[/quote]HOLY -blam!-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Emmett Brown [quote]counter strike go doesn't have aim down sights[/quote]Are you complaining? Celebrating? Informing? What's going on here?[/quote] [Edited on 08.29.2011 5:15 PM PDT]