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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted...but it breaks. I wish for a Pwn button.
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Granted but they are high heels. I wish for a bo staff.
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Granted, but you also mistakenly pass on genital herpies with that wish and your partner is very upset with you. Edit: I'm not sure if that ^ makes any sense, but whatever. I wish for a new pair of shoes. [Edited on 07.19.2008 1:47 PM PDT]
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Granted, you become like me emotionless and well find certain things pleasurable that others might find disturbing. I wish to pass a wish.
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Granted, but then you forget english (walked right into that one) I wish my love didn't have to hurt so much :P
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granted, but your freind's house blows up i wish i understood the spanish language
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Granted, but I steal it. I wish I could go to my friend's house earlier. [Edited on 07.19.2008 9:25 AM PDT]
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granted,but a leperchan kills you i wish i had the leperchan's gold [Edited on 07.19.2008 9:25 AM PDT]
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Granted, but now you have to clean up after it, feed it, water it, trim its hooves, brush it... all sorts of fun things. I wish timmy was charged with treason and his torturer and executioner was me.
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Granted, you get 2 an give one to me. I'm not corrupting that since I want one! I wish for a pony! [Edited on 07.19.2008 9:14 AM PDT]
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granted, but you get kicked off of bungie.net I wish i had a NYC hot dog right now
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Granted, now you get shot gunned. I wish more people would post right now.
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granted, but they still think youre a psycopath i wish that i didnt get sniped randomly while playng Halo
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Granted, but its multi personality night down here at the mess hall! I wish for everyone to understand... that in my little rant... I was ACTUALLY granting a wish, and that I am not a psycopath (by my standards). But just so EVERYONE knows that that is not a wall of spam, it is actually me granting a wish.
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I wish the real slim shady would please stand up.
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I wish someone would speak up.
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Well in all actuality you started long before that! but I have no idea what nutritions your parents ate in order to produce the reproductive cells. So I'm sorry, but since there is no information on that! Our story begins with the reproductive cells.
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Oh and uhh... by the way... before anyones asks, there is meaning to life. None whatsoevever you are just another physical property of this universe, you can never non exist. I'm sorry if I took all the fun away. But I suppose if you really want a meaningful answer, you started as a single celled organism which combined with a different single organism that had DNA structures that hold information that was passed down and changed through millions and millions of generations of single celled organism that evolved into multi celled organism with that information your little singular cell that had been your egg started to make the proccess (I think its called mitosis or something) of mitosis, now as you should know your body holds alot of -blam!- cells, so naturally it took a long nine months for it to even form a baby baby human, luckily for us our genetic structure commands us to take care of our young until they grow old enough to take care of themselves (unlike other animals who are constantly on the go). Now it takes another time for the muscles to develope to the point where that little human can walk! and talk! and you wouldn't believe how long its takes for your brain to develope to the point of not being such a dumbass! Years... of course this is all just a second in the universal timeline probably even less than a blink of eye. This universe you live in right now has always existed so... life is pretty pointless isn't it? That is why I came to the conclusiion that there really is no point to it, that we are all just mass and energy in the end which comes to the conclusion that, the only reason you are even living (if by living you mean having what someone could call a ball of energy that one calls a concious stuck in a bag of meat), is to reproduce that information. WHICH YOU DO! Humans seem to be very good at it. [Edited on 07.18.2008 5:31 PM PDT]
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Granted! But no one else understands it! No matter how times she tries they just don't -blam!- get it. I wish I forgot the meaning of life.
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Granted, but it totally blows your mind and you never get the chance to think about it or tell anyone. I wish SYD knew the meaning of life.
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Granted, but then it goes so fast it explodes, which makes your head explode, which in turn makes your house explode, and eventually the world. Way to kill us all!!! JEBUS! I wish i knew the meaning of life
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granted but you lose your video card i wish that my computer didnt take half an hour to get onto the internet
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Granted, but then you wake up do much that you can't ever get back to sleep. I wish my video card wouldn't randomly give my computer a 1/2 second Blue Screen of Death and restart my computer. Damn you WoW in Stormwind on high settings!
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Granted, but the economic shock of an insurance company being remotely useful destroys the world, and your company implodes. I wish I wasn't so damn tired.
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Granted, but you are arrested for 2nd degree murder and sentenced to life plus 25 years. You then wish you could personally kill a guy named Jamaal. I wish my insurance company wasn't so incompetent.
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Granted, you die... I wish I could personally kill Sephiroth
