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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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I'd castrate myself before I ever became a rapist. Granted, but now you've never read it yourself. I wish I was in hell, that place seems rather fitting for me.
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Granted, but you become a rapiast, and are in itself, damned to hell. I wish that more people would read Enterr Daeshuus...
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Granted, but unfortunately you can't upgrade. I wish people would learn the difference between sex, blood, and torture... especially the sex and torture part. They do not add up, so please don't try to put them together. 1. sex + blood = only if they're virgins. 2. sex + torture = what the hell is wrong with you? 3. sex + blood + torture = you need help. 4. blood + torture = there you go. 5. sex = better yet. In the quest to fulfill any manly needs on the internet, things like this do come up often to often. I might be all for blood and torture, but add sex into that and well, your trying to be me but your just failing miserably at it. You SHOULD NOT be occupied with sex while torturing someone! Sex comes before the torture not DURING not AFTER, its comes BEFORE torture, and thats only if they're willing numbnuts. I might be a blood craving murdering psycopath, but I ain't no rapist. So yes, that is my wish, all rapists are damned to hell for all eternity with ME as their punisher!
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granted but now Michael has 42 hours to do what ever he wants to you i wish the compleat world mod for tes would come out (and i could remember what that group of people was cald [Edited on 07.14.2008 9:19 PM PDT]
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Granted but now it will cause the your xbox to have 3 red rings I wish MGS 4 would come to the 360 [Edited on 07.14.2008 9:13 PM PDT]
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Granted, but now you are so awake you can't sleep for the rest of the night. I wish Too Human didn't suck so much.
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Granted, but you still suck. I wish I took that nap earlier.
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Granted, now you feel really uncomfortable about death and die from being too paranoid about it. I wish frets on fire wasn't so bad-ass hard.
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Granted, now there are no more Xboxes. I wish death wouldn't seem so comforting for me, then again I think its basically a really long sleep, which reminds me I need to take another nap here shortly.
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Granted, but then he hates it and goes away. I wish the next Xbox update wouldn't happen.
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Good, actually thats perfect. There would eventually be a one nation army to protect the Human race from foreign dominance, the actual plan is to get the Human race closer to unification, and I harbor no hatred to the fellow man... just call it instict. Granted but its in a dark basement chained to a wall with me as your visitor. I too wish Infinitus was in Carrickfergus under my circumstances.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Michael Granted, but you contract a rare disease that will kill you in a matter of 30 days, incurable and freezing time will only further its... productivity. I wish alot of people would get that disease, without symptoms for the for 25 days... the perfect disease for a mass epidemic.[/quote] Granted, but that disease is love, understanding and peace towards your fellow man, it spreads world wide, all armies are disbanded and your dreams of becoming a psychopath in uniform are never realised. I wish I was in Carrickfergus. [Edited on 07.14.2008 5:46 PM PDT]
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Granted, but you contract a rare disease that will kill you in a matter of 30 days, incurable and freezing time will only further its... productivity. I wish alot of people would get that disease, without symptoms for the for 25 days... the perfect disease for a mass epidemic.
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I wish I could stop time.
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Granted, but you're a noob that gets owned by a goblin. lololol
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Since Shaboopi didn't create a wish, I will involve him in the previous users wishes. Granted but you have to spend every waking second you play Oblivion with Shaboopi. I wish the modern world was like Oblivion... it was so much easier to kill in Oblivion than it is in modern terms.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quintonir Granted, but you end up being permanently stuck in the game and your family miss you so much they all kill themselves. I wish I actually had the money so I could buy Oblivion. :([/quote] Permenantly stuck in the game eh..? thatd be odd, and what if they uninstall meh!? OH NOES. i meant in real life though. Granted, because you probably HAVE 30$ to spare. PC version is better.
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Granted, but you end up being permanently stuck in the game and your family miss you so much they all kill themselves. I wish I actually had the money so I could buy Oblivion. :(
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Granted, but youre charged for -blam!-. and put in jail. I wish for the ability to turn into daeshuus. my argonian in oblivion! hes SO cool. [Edited on 07.14.2008 1:01 AM PDT]
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Granted. I wish a sexy chick would walk in so I can have secksy time with her.
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Granted. I wish my above wish will never be corrupted.
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Granted, but you share them with me! I wish for more cookies yo share with you!
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Granted. Then I come back with cookies. I wish I had cookies though... So I caould share them!!!
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Granted, you burn his body. I wish you would go away. no I don't then I wouldn't have anything to do.
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Granted, but the chocolate's poisonous and moldy. I wish I could do more than r@pe and kill him.
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Granted, I already said, you r@pe him. I wish the snakes would turn to chocolate.
