{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
3884
Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
[quote][/quote]
Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
-
Granted, but there are WATER BEEZ that sting youre stomach and you diez. I wish i had a suit of Power Armor, like in metroid. That stuff is ten times leeter than Mark VI armor. samus would totally win, just admit it. im a bigger halo fan than metroid, but dude... thats like saying the watrhog could take a MAKO. it CANT.
-
Wish granted, but the price is blindness and deafness! enjoy! I wish for some nice, good-tasting tea, with honey in it.
-
Granted, but the chicks arent interested in Guitar Hero players, only real rockstars, so you get none the rest of your life. I wish I could sing well with a guy voice, (no saying, oh well its a chick voice crap Ha!)
-
Granted, but the elites still own. I wish I could play a guitar like Eddie Van Halen.
-
Granted but you never take a shower and it rots along with your skin I wish you could be any type of brute in halo 3
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SAVAGENEDVED Granted, but you start a new era for fat ugly chicks. I wish for a cure for cancer (you didnt put a wish in numbnuts!)[/quote] Granted, but chuck norris doesn't cry. I wish i was a furry ( oh my god, i cannot WAIT for the response on this one. this is only a joke, no ban plz.)
-
Granted, but you start a new era for fat ugly chicks.
-
Wish granted. She convinces you to do BDSM and goes a little too far, being not all right in the head, and horribly mars you for life, making all women, even seniors and even Rosie O'donnel, find you totally unattractive. Oh yeah, she also cuts it off like that one crazy chick from the 90's. I wish I will succeed Hugh Hefner after he dies.
-
Granted, but you find out that it is covered in a poison that kills you instantly. I wish I will have sex with a 20 year old Australian Women, who is awesome in bed.
-
Wish granted, you get some rotten fish from a 20 year old australian woman. And shes married. Crazy. With a gun, sword, two throwing knifes amd a pointed stick with her. And she stepped on some dogpoo oon her way to your house, so shes really pissed too. And you have no money to pay for your rotten fish you bought from her. I wish for a really comfortable bed [i]without[/i] another man in it.
-
You get some, but you explode and get eaten by werewolves.
-
Granted, but there is a guy in it too. I wish that I could get some from a 20 year old australian woman. Ha corrupt that
-
Wish granted, you get a hot pizza from an australian pizzaboy, thats 20 years old. And the pizza doesnt taste so well either. . . . . (its also 20 years old) I wish for a really comfortable bed.
-
granted, but your pale head instead. I wish that I could get some from a hot australian 20 year old.
-
Granted, but it turns out to be the worst out of all of them. Soo bad a book it is, half the Halo population quits playing online and gets a life, which makes matchmaking take soo frakkin' long that even more people give up on the game, leaving only a few diehard fans left to play against eachother over and over and over..... I wish I was reborn as the second Buckethead!
-
Granted but then you go back to 99 I wish that the halo book would come out sooner
-
[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan J15 Granted but you have to walk 10 miles to get it and on the way home you get shot I wish I had only 6% body fat[/quote] I have 6% body fat. I know Im ripped.
-
granted, but its a speedo. :) I wish that I could be the best kisser in the world.
-
granted but then you miss out on helping that cute girl in the back row with her homework ;-) I wish that I had clothes that where immune to NHSO4 so I could not worry about ruining clothing in chemistry lab :-)
-
granted but then an e-virus deletes it instead of corrupting it. I wish I'd used my leftover calculus credits this semester so that I wouldn't have to take math.
-
Granted but your mother gets cancer. I wish for 1 wish that cannot be curropted whatsoever.
-
granted but the jedi see you as a threat to their concel so the decide to get rid of you, permanately ;) i wish it wasnt so hot but not freezing cold (or lower than 60degrees)
-
Granted, but before you read this your computer blows up. =/ I wish I were a ninja... again.
-
Psh, I'd still hate him even if he did turn awesome. It wouldn't compensate for the years of stupidity. Granted, but you live in a trailer park with two kids and a drunk pregnant wife. In one of them mobile home camper things back from the 1980's. I wish I was (improper English its I wish I were/had) I wish I were happy.
-
Granted, but then your dad turns awesome but hates you again because you didn't get him anything for the Father's Day you don't believe in. I wish I was a dad.
-
Granted but then you get beat up by the town bully, and he steals all of your quarters. A 'Poolee' as far as I know thats what the Marines use to call those who have enlisted into the Marine Corps but have not shipped out to Recruit Training yet, could be that the other branches of the military call their 'younglings' different I don't know... I don't pay attention to the hair force. A Poolee Function is basically what your recruiters design to help explain what you will be doing while at Recruit Training, yesterday was fun! We marched for an entire 3 hours! Left Left Left Right Left loooo right, platoon halt! About Face! Cover up front allignment to the right! It was fun to say the least. I even think two of the girls there have a thing for me. I wish that there was no such thing as fathers day... I hate my father.
