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originally posted in:Thee Warriors
Edited by bobcast:
5/23/2014 1:06:58 AM
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Corrupt-a-wish
Might be hard to revive this thread with the bungie.new format. But I'll try.
I think that if you make a wish, people can destroy it all they want in the sub thread, all new wishes can be new replies.
We'll see if it works.
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Note: I found this game in the group "Council of the Sangheili".
This game is simple, you wish for something, I'll grant your wish, but corrupt it in some way, then I wish and so on.
-EXAMPLE:
Me:
I wish... I was rich
You:
Granted, but you have to work on the corner to do it
I wish... for a copy of Halo 3
Someone else:
Granted, but the surpreme awesomeness of it makes your head explode
I wish... for a pet grunt
And so on.
I'll start:
I wish... I was a super action hero.
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Granted, this shiny red thing turns out to be a beacon form a Martian armada. When you tinker with it, the armada is called into action, and destroy earth. And then the geth come.
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Granted. You can't go to school if you're in intensive care. I want a shiny red thing.
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a c- is fine cause i am already going to get an A in that class, its military history it is my favorite subject. granted, but i turn the heat on so high your skin melts i wish i didnt have class these last two days!
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Granted, but you get a C- because I decided not to even try to make it a great paper, since you didn't give me a back massage. I wish it wasn't so damn cold.
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um you can actually get around the -blam!- filter. i know a cheat code. but yeah so wish granted but every other word that is not a curse word -blam!- ed out. if that even makes sense. it sounded good in my head. i wish someone would read this book about the great war and write my five page paper.
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Granted, but since you are about the seven-hundredth person to wish that, you get every past corrupted wish visited upon you. I wish Bungie.net didn't have language filters: I feel cheated sometimes. When you have to take the time to figure out which -blam-! means what, it takes the fun out of it.
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Granted but you get e-coli from it. Edit: I wish I could remember to make a wish. [Edited on 12.02.2007 5:26 PM PST]
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(I am back....) Granted, but the canadian mutant daisies eat you. I wish for a taco.
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Granted! Except some of the bricks from the explosion are propelled by the explosion killing all of your local family and friends, including yourself as they crash down from the sky. I wish I was an aeroplane.
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They get the right goods but you catch salmonela (I've just had that all week). I want my school to blow up with nobody inside or hurt by the blast, and no alternate temp schools set up, just 6 months of pure -blam!--all
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Granted, but it really [b] IS [/b] bad. haha (I'm not a picky eater at all and while I'll still eat beans if taco bell screws up my order, I still don't like them. So there, wish still corrupted) I wish taco bell didn't screw up my order.
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granted but now your summer break is shorter. (i like eating everything im not picky) i wish i didnt think this milk in my cereal was bad
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Granted but they only buy all the stuff you hate to eat. (take that chemical. lol) I wish my winter break was longer. :(
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granted, but youre sexiness starts to take over your mind and you get gonorrhea. HA HA HA i just had an uncorruptable (yes i made that word up) I GET EIGHT WEEKS OFF!!! im done on the 10th of December and spring semester doesn't start till the first week of February how -blam!- sweet is that ?!?! i wish someone would go to the grocery store for me so i could make dinner later and not leave my apartment all day
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Granted, but then you realize that, like me, you only get two meager weeks until the next one starts....(groan). I wish people would comment on how sexy I am in the Mugshots forum. lol (nice use of another forum if I do say so myself. haha)
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granted but then your computer crashes. i wish that the semester was over
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Granted, but it then stabs you in the back like the 2-faced double-crossing bastard it is. I wish that vista would stop messing up.
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Granted, but the game is so creative that only men like Sigmund Freud can understand it. Yes, he's back from the dead! I wish that chem would give me a back massage.
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Granted, but your boss keeps giving you a never ending stream of new work! Mwahahaha. I wish that Bungie would get creative and release something other than just new maps for downloadable content. [Edited on 11.29.2007 9:40 AM PST]
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Granted but it's warm. I wish for my work done.
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Sure. Everything in a mile radius of you dissapears and the vaccum in space casues half the world to crush in around you. I want a can of coke [Edited on 11.28.2007 8:50 PM PST]
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granted but you forgot to make a worthwhile wish so no one wanted to corrupt it. I wish for nothing....
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Granted but squirrels have ticks and they infect you with lime disease and you die This thread is almost a year old. Let's get it there. I want an uncorruptable wish. Pwnt.
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granted but you poke you eye out. i wish i had an evil army of squirrels :P
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Granted, but you're sent to Iraq and can't find covor big enough to covor you, and you get your head blown off. I Wish I had a Spork...
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Granted but it never ends. ([b]Dun, dun dun![/b]) I wish a new laptop.
