I'm at a party when some guy starts acting like a huge douche. Bragging about how much he can drink, how better he is than everyone else, etc. I said something to him, don't remember what, not important. But I come back to my beer after a bit, take a drink, and there's a lump in there. I spit it out before I swallow, and it's obvious this dude has coughed up a good one into my beer. I proceed to walk over to where he's sitting, spill my beer on his head, and when he stands up, I vomit all over him. He runs out of the place, practically in tears.
So who won that whole exchange?
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I had some semi-old pizza for dinner. Bought it last Friday, just ate it last night. It stayed in my car the entire time, which is ok, since the temps are below 40 here. Ate 5 pieces of it, pepperoni and bacon, from Domino's. Stomach is a little flustered now... brb