I'm at a party when some guy starts acting like a huge douche. Bragging about how much he can drink, how better he is than everyone else, etc. I said something to him, don't remember what, not important. But I come back to my beer after a bit, take a drink, and there's a lump in there. I spit it out before I swallow, and it's obvious this dude has coughed up a good one into my beer. I proceed to walk over to where he's sitting, spill my beer on his head, and when he stands up, I vomit all over him. He runs out of the place, practically in tears. So who won that whole exchange?