(This thread brought to you by Crusader Kings II, which I've been playing the -blam!- out of the past two days.)
As OP, I declare myself King of this thread. I promise to bring glory and honor to this realm and the Floodian Dynasty.
Dukes pick their Counts. Counts can pick Mayors. Anyone else who wants a landed title will have to appeal to either of these parties. Honorary titles are still available, as are Council positions.
Heir: SILVER CRIMS0N
Pretenders: Princess Felicia Peach
[u]Vassals[/u]
Dukes: Duke plasma eagle of "40 acres and a mule," Duke Enclave Soldier of "Raven Rock," and Duke Butterpants the Third of "Castle Edamburough"
[u]Honorary Titles[/u]
Curious Feline: Azzuage
Royal Jester #1: Budgetgravy
Royal Chef: A Stolen Fruit
Castle: Gnome Scat
Dragonborn: Dovahkin
Chief Royal Physician to the Crown: Mr Medicine
[u]Council Positions[/u]
Councilor:
Marshall: The Black Kinght
Steward:
Spymaster:
Court Chaplin:
Now, who wants land and titles?
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I also wish to be the Undertaker, Butcher, Governor, Head Chef of the Royal Palace, and the Wizard in the Woods!
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Ted Toaster. I am the assassin altair. Im here to kill your templar knights.
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Local goat inspector .
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REVOLT! REVOLT!
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I am the Royal Toast, otherwise known as Carpetitious. I commit suicide and reanimate myself multiple times in an attempt to figure out this Beta site.
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The church is a lie and the pope molests little boys. Dont be a fool your royal kingliness. Start a science lab and burn the church down.
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Edited by rufemee: 1/21/2013 10:20:40 PMI'll settle for being a roaming Hedge Knight
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[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21082617]SUDDENLY, A GAMMA RAY BURST![/url]
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I want to be a vampire. Can I be a vampire? But like a classy noble vampire, like in Underworld 3.
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Can I be Princess Peach?
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Instant anarchy.
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I shall be a knight!
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Any space for a Dothraki horse lord?
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I wish to seek the honorable title of 'Chief Royal Physician to the Crown'.
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Your highness. I am here to speak to you of a wonderful thing called science. And to tell you the church is full of lies and bullshit.
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Can I be the castle?
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Any position for a dragonborn?
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The Kingdom is spreading. If we use the sorceror's ring, we can destroy them all!" "Alas, you do not perceive the events, do you, Sire? The ring kills food, not Kingdoms. Haggis, boar, bread... Whatever! We shall have to starve them to death."
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I call being Sir Cioger, Knight of the Wind.
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I also wish to be the official Courier! Who wants their mail?!
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Edited by Omega Travis: 1/21/2013 7:25:29 AMBrace yourself King Ted, Winter is coming.
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Edited by Fruit: 1/21/2013 7:36:59 AMI ask for the position of the Royal Chef.
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Edited by Omega Travis: 1/21/2013 7:31:56 AMI'll be Sean Bean, I'll be pretty prominent in the early part of this thread then I'll most [definitely] likely die.
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I want to be a monk. My superpower? I'm the only person ITT who can read.
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Me wants Jester status
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I call being the assassin