Mine is that friendzoning guys is made illegal. Tons of guys get sex and some guys just open a door for a lady. She then has to give him sex.
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A weak human male awakens, nude and chained to the floor. From the darkest corner of the room emerges a Sangheili, clad in gray armour. He bares his teeth as he gives a promiscuous grin, nearing the defenseless human. The Sangheili slowly removes his own armour, plucking it apart piece by piece as he stands over him. I'm not typing another erotica, but you get the point.