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2/5/2013 2:50:55 AM
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What classifies as a "bad pizza"
When,
-It looks like Freddie Crugar's face
-Bad Sauce to Crust/cheese
-Tastes like cardboard
-You can toss it at someone and knock them out cold
List what would make a pizza bad.
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In my opinion, this is a bad pizza. -Looks like cardboard -Feels like cardboard -Tastes like cardboard -Is as rigid as cardboard -Is tougher than cardboard -Is as thin as cardboard -Toppings are actually cardboard -Sauce is cardboard paste -Pizza restaurant/kitchen where pizza is made is built out of cardboard -Cooked over a cardboard fire -Cook is a cardboard cutout of a cook made of cardboard using cardboard cooking tools to make a cardboard pizza
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-Olives -Mushrooms -Tomatoes (it's redundant -Thin crust -Pineapple -anchovies
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No marinara sauce, no cheese, no pepperoni. Just bread.
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1 ReplyThe worst kind? The kind that you see everyone enjoying, you know that it is good, you open the box, and there's only greasy paper left. That's the worst kind. The all-gone kind.
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1 ReplyPapa Johns. I hate their cheese.
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When it's fake Real or no deal, son
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If where it was sitting on the plate is darker than the rest of the plate, it's bad pizza.
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1 ReplyEdited by ChickenWireLord: 2/5/2013 2:52:23 AMLittle Caesars
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Cheese Pizza is pretty unimaginative.
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When it comes from pizza hut.
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Fake cheese. I don't eat any chain pizza. I can deal with just about everything else.
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When it's been left outside of the fridge for more than a day.
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when it has a popcorn hole for the "sausage"...
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When there is a roach in it. #FeCes Pizza
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Dominoes.
