When,
-It looks like Freddie Crugar's face
-Bad Sauce to Crust/cheese
-Tastes like cardboard
-You can toss it at someone and knock them out cold
List what would make a pizza bad.
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The worst kind? The kind that you see everyone enjoying, you know that it is good, you open the box, and there's only greasy paper left. That's the worst kind. The all-gone kind.