When,
-It looks like Freddie Crugar's face
-Bad Sauce to Crust/cheese
-Tastes like cardboard
-You can toss it at someone and knock them out cold
List what would make a pizza bad.
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In my opinion, this is a bad pizza. -Looks like cardboard -Feels like cardboard -Tastes like cardboard -Is as rigid as cardboard -Is tougher than cardboard -Is as thin as cardboard -Toppings are actually cardboard -Sauce is cardboard paste -Pizza restaurant/kitchen where pizza is made is built out of cardboard -Cooked over a cardboard fire -Cook is a cardboard cutout of a cook made of cardboard using cardboard cooking tools to make a cardboard pizza