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Discuss Santanism.
As a Santanist, I am disgusted when people make fun of our religion or say we're all insane or a that we're a danger to society. We're people too. Just because we believe that Santa is the one true lord does not make us bad people.
Please, do not flame me for being a Santanist.
Hail Santa!
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He is the true lord as he granted us women with big booties.
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Santaism... You believe you are your own Santa? Tim Allen is the religious leader, correct?
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VIVE HUNDUROS!
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lmao. You believe in Santa? If you ask me, Santa is for the intellectually feeble. I told my parents back in 8th grade that I didn't want to celebrate some bullshit holiday celebrating a fat man living in the north and I've been independent since.
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The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his souls to Santa.
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Yes, praise me children.
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PRAISE SANTA!
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It's almost time to make sacrifices for santa.
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AVE SANTANAS!!
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I will destroy ALL your presents...
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GOD IS DEAD! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!
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[b] [/b]
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Santa doesn't exist, you are retarded and your parents give you presents.
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lolol I read it as Satanism. Nice one :P
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I can't, I'm Claustrophobic.
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They way I see it, Santa leave presents for me at Xmas... Jesus does not. Your move Christianity!
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Santa is one true fgt
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icwutudidthar
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-blam!-ING SATANIST. GO TO HELL.
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You finally spelled it right....unlike the rest //_-
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I myself seem more inclined to worship the Easter Bunny.
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10/10, would read again. You almost got me there, OP. Have an up- oh wait, this isn't reddit....
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Nice.
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