http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_22524862/second-grade-loveland-student-reportedly-suspended-imaginary-weapon
I don't even...
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Thank God they didn't find the imaginary AK-47 the kid has stashed away in the imaginary bunker. Lord knows how many imaginary friends he could have killed that day. I, for one, am glad that this menace to society has been banished from corrupting the minds of his peers.