http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_22524862/second-grade-loveland-student-reportedly-suspended-imaginary-weapon
I don't even...
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Our imaginary Constitution states that we have the right to bear imaginary arms: this was a law enacted to stop abuse of power by any imaginary governments created in an imaginary setting. This incident is a clear violation of these rights, and should be treated as such.