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2/19/2013 12:30:18 AM
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You have been hired to teach at Hogwarts
And you are to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts.
What do you do?
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Ponder how I got this job. I know nothing about magic.
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I would do my job?
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Consult my doctor about a funny growth on the back of my head.
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I must be as whimsical as possible!
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Teach them how to use a gun.
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I'd take out a big life-insurance policy.
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4 RepliesMake the students cook drugs instead of potions
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Buy the students guns. Everyone knows guns work better than "The Dark Arts".
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Hah! Not many people will get why this is funny
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Rewatch the movies
