United Nations: At a conference late last Sunday, a close vote passed giving the UN the power to seize a tiny part of sovereignty of every member state of the UN. The law would grant the UN to control a tiny fraction of every country: .02% to be exact.
While small in terms of percents, it is just enough to allow the UN to have jurisdiction over voting processes in the United States, including who can vote.
At a glace at the UN, it is hard to say they would have any intention on limiting what you'd think would be an essential liberty. However a [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnb_A9JQkNE]viral internet video[/url] hints at the true intent of the UN via subconscious chants heard with a hyper advanced computer. This leads us to a far darker truth behind the shadowy organization that is the UN.
Outcry all over the world is claiming deep corruption in the United Nations. At first, one could rule them out as insane, but a deeper look indicates something more.
In 1945, a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] scientist escaped allied capture and made his way off the known map and was never found again, or so was thought. Four years later the CIA tracked him to a remote island off the coast of Chile. A secret raid on the island found his lab in pieces and found the scientist's flesh scattered in different part all over the island. But what they found in the scientist's central lab on the island baffled them.
There were other scientists; albeit all dead. It appeared as if they volunteered themselves for the project. The CIA operatives found their heads cut open with the aft section of their brains stretched to an inhumane shape. The incident was closed and all records were deleted. They even went as far as to detonate a nuclear bomb putting the island under water.
In 2007, the post-permanently closed report was opened back up.
Using modern technology, the CIA was able to conclude the nature of the tests conducted in the lab in 1949. The [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] scientist had developed an organic quantum entanglement communicator. The communicator was capable of stimulating neural activity in the brain of an unsuspecting subject to force them under command of the user.
However, it is believed that someone made it to the island before the CIA, snatching the technology, killing the scientist, and trashing the lab. But the lead on that theory went cold due to the nuclear bomb.
But it gets worse: In recent years, the CIA has concluded that this technology is in fact in use on high political powers in the US government.
It turns out that president Obama's embrace towards communism wasn't mere evil liberalism, but rather that he is under control and the CIA believes the Illuminati is the master. However Obama is just one mere pawn, it is suspected that every single delegate in the UN and several other world leaders are under control.
The technology can't control every human being, but it can control a key few, hence the intents to control the government as seen in this latest UN vote.
More on Fox at 9:00 Mountain Time.
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Lol. Also, did you hear about how Osama bin Laden was an alien sent from the future to kill of important people who would one day oppose the Ciardic Empire? They were all in the World Trade Center on 9/11. And Jon Bon Jovi is actually a demigod.
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That was entertaining
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I enjoyed this, the Fox at 9:00 bit especially.
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When all this stuff about the illuminati popped up I laughed.
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Live Footage
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lolfoxat9:00
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This is clearly fake but I think you should stop because some people will actually believe this. The UN should not be abolish like people say. The UN is possibly the only place where nations can peacefully negotiate with the inputs of the international community. The UN is also one of the best humanitarian organizations out there also.
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I know this is fake, but people should know that the UN only has as much authority as we give it. If the US decides to ignore the UN (see the Invasion of Iraq) there is little the UN could do about it. So please, stop with the "UN is gonna ______" threads. The UN is toothless.
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[quote]More on Fox at 9:00 Mountain Time.[/quote] Oh i see what you did there
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Get the tinfoil underwear. They will try to track you via the unique electromagnetic signature of your semen. We need testicular ECM.
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That was the stupidest thing I've read in a while. Stupid, but well written.
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Dat last line.
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Dey took our jewwwbs
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Had me going for a moment, I applaud you for that.
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I knew it was bullshit after the second paragraph and the title, but that last line gave me a chuckle. Good on ya, OP.
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9/10 You lost me when Fox News was at the end.
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Edited by Dudley Tiddywink: 2/20/2013 12:18:00 AMyou forgot the #infowars tag
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lolFox
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That was brilliant OP!
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11/10. Best read I've had on the New Flood, and it's nice to see an old face.
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"More on Fox at 9:00 Mountain Time." Cherry on top. This was delicious.
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No U, OP. [i]No, U!![/i]
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Edited by Egerspurge: 2/19/2013 4:18:21 AMlolun