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Let me introduce you to my friend Mary Jane. I forgot how.
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Edited by Edmi Wohusee: 3/9/2013 7:48:37 PM[quote]inb4fap[/quote] This is a completely serious answer. Fapping tires you, chemically. You should really try it.
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Edited by Mega Blaziken: 3/9/2013 7:35:32 PMthanks for all the tips, but I passed out before I could reply... lol.
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Get off your mobile phone/laptop/computer and lie in bed with your eyes closed. It may sound like trolling, but seriously, if you are here you aren't in bed and are keeping your brain active.
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Drink coffee
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Tired as shit but you can't sleep... Quality logic
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You should visit a general practitioner. Those guys prescribe the best insomnia medication.
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[quote]inb4fap inb4opcantinb4[/quote] Haven't seen someone post that in a while. As for your question maybe you shouldn't be on bungie right now if you want to go to sleep.
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Do you fancy for a cuddle dear human?
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Embrace insomnia. Master it. Never sleep again. Slowly lose sanity. Quickly lose sanity. What is sanity anyway? Its arbitrary. Its limitations other people put on other people so people don't feel inadequate being inadequate people. It means nothing. Its an invention of the weak mind. We don't need sanity. We're above it. Past such trite. Transcended beyond all bounds and forms. All is meaningless here. All is still.
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Melatonin, take three and you'll be goo. Plus you can't overdose.
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Take a benadryl and see if you can finish fapping before you fall asleep.