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Here in Florida I just now getting enough frost for coffee, and luckily my shanty town got a duck and some egrets! We lost George trying to get them when another town started to shoot at us, but luckily one gun trader was making good deals on Mosi nugget guns or something early this year so we were able to push them back. Neal complained we had to use them. We already put George in a blue bag and put the bag on this metal bench near the lake we found the birds at. I will probably try to enjoy my frost coffee with his corpse later on.

I just finished drinking my snow coffee.

Last night while I was waiting for heroin I killed a priest and wore his skin around for a while. Now I am awaiting more heroin

I await Heroine

I'm making coffee out of snow

I came back from the hunt and I was successful. Tonight we will feast like kings.

I just bought a gun to shoot people and take their yummy birds. I am well. I have a wonderful tent made from fabrics donated by the wealthy people of North Korea.

Loling at the replies here.

My tent flew away and now I can't get another one! I think the birds are plotting against me as well...

Today I'm going to hang out with my dead friend in a blue body bag while I sip my hot snow. Then I shall attempt to eat one of the small birds nesting on the roof of my tent. It's a nice tent, too! A full 144 square feet!

Over here in the barren wastes of Southern California, we have already built shanty towns out of the remains of Los Angeles. We are not lucky to have snow and many of us die of thirst. We eat many birds, but lately they are hard to find. As I sit typing this on my iPhone that was given to me by a courageous North Korean relief worker, I am overjoyed to have these warm blankets, for the roof of my shanty is near gone. I wish I could share this iPhone with my family, but they are dead and their body bags help keep me warm. Tomorrow we meet with the village elder and discuss the problems we have with all the lack of North Korea and our homosexuals.