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How many birds do you plan to eat today? For now I'm going to bed in my barely sturdy tent and get up early in the morning. Probably around 3 a cloak. I'm going to get as many as I can get. That way I have some for my family and some for latter on. I should also get some snow to make coffee. But that would mean I have to go into the hills. The last time my shanty town army tried getting snow from the uppers. We got slaughtered and on the retreat I heard pigs squealing.
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Today I'm going to hang out with my dead friend in a blue body bag while I sip my hot snow. Then I shall attempt to eat one of the small birds nesting on the roof of my tent. It's a nice tent, too! A full 144 square feet!